Show SHEETS' SHEETS DOUBLE ALWAYS IN TROUBLE Tall Tal Man of Provo Has Had Hac Hada Haca a Strenuous Identity T T. M. M f Alman of or Provo Pro o I Is on the trail trai o ol ot George Georgc A. A t. t Sheets He lie lt Isn't hunting the chief of police polee with wih a pun gun un he ho hasn't another on an other McWhirter tale to or any anything thin like Jc that that that-he he simply wants to havo o ho a look at the tall tail sleuth leuh Allman happened in lu at police polee headquarters Sunday Sunda afternoon after after- noon noon hut but the chief was out nut Olt J I have hav como cornn near losing my life twice ansi and have he been en rOt roasted td something scandalous scan scan- dalous dalouR during the last two years through m my re resemblance of Chief Sheets Aliman Alman explained and I Dimply wanted to me met l him and nc see ce if ir h he looks like Ilko Ik me Inci mci- Inc Inc- dentally I wanted to extend m my sympathies thies if IC he looks anything like me me Allman Alman comes near being a counterpart of the chief of police an and If his mustache IUS- IUS mus ints- tache was tinged ed with wih a 1 hit bit of oC red and he- he kept hi his hat on the two would easl easily bo he hI taken takeR for each other Allman Aliman Alman hasn't a whole lot too much ha hair Ir on the top of or his head but hit h he can lose quite a bit bf more and stilt have more than Chip Chief Sheet Sheets But In stature funeral carriage slouching walk walk anti and many other respects reaped ct the two are a 0 great deal alce alike The man has haR It I on Sh Sheets ets a little hit in height as ns he measures measure six feet live five inches I It lt has not been heen only once or twice hut but about live five hundred times that I J h have hav e been mistaken for Chief Sheet Sheets Keai every er place I go o in the inter mountain west here herc where I am not well known someone someone steps up and calls cals me Chief Chic Sheets It I has come near losing me m mj my life twice and has placed mc me In a gooi good goodman man many embarrassing positions I am imply im- im ply ph up tip p against it H and dont don't know what wha whaI I n do to 1 the acquaIntances acquaint acquaInt- ances of Chief She Sheets ts until they shout hout a ame at atme atme me and I J tell tel them they are wrong wrong Am And I being killed d that hInt Ilat Is how came near onel once Woman Was Vas Mad nd It I was WUI about hout two years ago when I Iwas Iwas was In There was vas a 0 woman there who imagined I was following her hecl because e I saw her hr a couple of or tres times on the tho street In Jn one ca lay day The same saro evening I saw her and she Rhe demanded to know what I was WOI following her hl roe foe CO She called caled me Sheets SheeL I I. I My y names name's not She Sheets t I r told her hr herand herand hrand and started to walk wale off otT of Hut But she he pulled a pi pistol tol on me Dont tell tel me your our name aint George Sh Sheets ct or 11 put a n hole hol through you OU big enough h for or a wa wagon on to drive e dr through With Jh that she Rhe putted pulled a a. a pistol which I did rUd not see until she had me covered She seemed to mean what she said 50 so 0 I I Idid did not protest further that J I was not th the tho chief I did the only thing I could put could put on oil 01 a sickly grin and sauntered off the while she wa was telling herself hersel that J I could not fool 1001 her and advised me rae to stop shadowing her One other time a. a fellow walked up to me with a n pl pistol tol one night and said You cant can't fool me chief no matter mater what what kind of clothes you ou wear wear I had been up I against the other proposition lon In Mercur r and had been token taken for the chief chie so SI man many times that I had begun to lo get et used to it i. i So I simply told the fellow I not for tot him and was hunting that was wasal all al there was to it But nut I 1 want to meet this fellow Sheets and see Sf if he ho docs does look at all al like me Then Ther TheT Ill I'll he be satisfied Allman Is wood and nd a carver canN represented represent represent- ed Utah at the exposition In Portland He man many medals for his work worl and andis i. i is considered easily the best wood carver in the state He lie Is is well wel known nil all al over Utah |