Show At The he Actors Actors' Fund Fair I Salt Soli Lake Woman Sends True Story of Famous New York I Event With Chat About Our Owr People A maiden who went Vent to the fair roll Made Mado h her r escort liu buy more than titan his share sharf Till he be ic swore by Lord Hurry Ho lie never would marry And now she Is tearing her hair New York May 1 D. D Tonight lS IS Tonight the Actors' Actors Fund Fair Fall ended In Jn the usual blaze of glory glory or or not nol glory accordIng according accord accord- ing lag to personal opinion Old actors who shook hands with each cach othur other for fot JO Joy when behaved ved Georgia Cayvan was ote voted the moat t popular actress J now now shrike shake the their l' l heads and anti tay a It Tt isn isn't Int t like the last one one fifteen fifteen years ears ago But nut is there an anything ll like the one fifteen years ago And who wants to togo togo go h back ck so su far Pshaw This talc fair wasas was wasas as noisy as an any year aKO fair fah could have been antI and no nn doubt took tool in III a as much money tan Perish the growlers growl l ers And as asfor for the most popular actress Maude Adams Adams' name decorated lh the thc e blackboard very peaceably peaceably- with about three votes to UK UH credit and unheard of or actresses and ordinary v vaudeville e I. I lydles toan soared Into the thou thousands Who Vh o cares According to the pools poets fame fam e Is ls a n. bubble anyway Nice little Paula Pauly Fredericks over heard of ot her ter Xo Nu stood ton b by the board till the doors nt were cr o clu doted closed cd begging votes frankly acknowledging I edging that she wasn't tho rho most pop IWI- ular else actress but that she rill did wan want t Georgia Cay an's diamond star I Scenery Is always and scenery cencI noth noth- ling lag more mOle so 0 the on Avon Stratford Avot n I I vetting netting didn't Inspire n phe sonnets And th the e jam jamas was as too great to distinguish Anne Ann e Hatheway's cottage from Shakespeare Shakespeare's a birthplace The prettiest section of th the c fair fuir was the Japanese t tea lea a room uJ up up- Blairs a bower u of wistaria blossoms a and anti beautiful ware stare On On the main Moor Hoor r the Infants Infants' wear corner cornel made the Uw b best bes st t showing probably because e the semi Benti- meat attached to the tho little folks makes make s sany any anything thins belonging to them dainty an and d lovable Word Yord had gone out that lh the tho u booth was tho the prettiest and a ato at t o odd d times priests of other shrines stole stol e r awa away from flom their duties lo to mobs male a n pili pil- pil image i to this Mecca On the fourth day when the poor little booth was most lonel lonely having but sev seven n tin tiny sucks sacks and two woolen balls faithful still a large woman much dres dressed cd trailed tiled up looked grandly grand grand- ly 1 over the heads of the occupants and announced decidedly Well Veil ell I think the baby y booth is bum bunt It was Amelia Shortly after aCler another Int Interrupted Interrupted Inter Inter- r- r a 11 sale She Site was small plainly dressed and dla dragged di gell a fool three tall youngster after her e Will Viii you QU plea please e tell ten me mc where I T can find Miss s I Adams 81 she o asked timidly Thinking It was waH a U helper In one of tilt tie booths tho tine salesgirl asked I What hat is her first st name i Maude Maude Adams you OU know kilOW She Isn't hero here I Oil Oh Well VII Wheres Where's the other notables notables not not- ables Sho Indicating tho the tot tat with n a gesture of the tho thumb wanted to see sec Miss Iss Adams th the most Not all the big blA managers and play play- players ers erR ers have patronized the fair 1 by their theil presence nc h by any uny means Few of nr them ha have hah been boen h en seen Daniel Frohman who whose o wife Margaret was In tn the tho flower booth with Mrs Stuyvesant Fish and other society sestets Indies has been th the mo most t prominent figure all through Known to lo Salt SoH Lake Lak there were Howard How How- ard artl i Kyle yle the cleanly man sticking 11 dc to soap Blanche Kendall with her three associates In the baby wear war line Ithe country country- corner of the glare the glare tho youngest ost prettiest most mot unpainted box boxon on on- the floor without tt slandering the tho beautiful faced clean older women In tho rho lentil least June Juno and lun Clawson Clawson Claw Claw- son who scurried everywhere o dragging their victims to lu the lie a wheel heel that tha tines round roune and maltin them therm put their r money on the he horse that thal would tt win In n Again who cares li This IB le tho the fairest fair that ever fared anywhere Prices N Nare arc are reasonable nobody beacons the theother other follow fallow everybody c Is s smiling and happy Tho men who cr cry the cry the l' l villa are pro probably ahl the happiest of or all The Thc the They do Jo such things nn and they sa say such things The tho rho Costs V t twenty five nl l e cents to go inThey In in They Thoy sing slug it t In Sa gay unison And on the outside of or the door the they have ha considerately eon con for the thc public welfare w-Hur hung up a hoop two Inches In diameter with the tho sign In case of oC danger r jump through this ring Always there selling The Spectator the fair dall dally journal is old Mrs II Gillette Gillette Gil Gil- lette who If It she takes a notion to you OU wi will show you an au odd little stone stone- that looks like lIce a bit of oC chalcedony Sho tells w wonderful things b by it anI and the thc palm of oC your hand but you mustn't call her hel a fortune teller or she sho will be offended Neither will sloe sloe- ho tell you yon for tor money She lives In a humble bumble part of oC town and Is plainly not on speaking terms with the It Is said that Tony Pastor Pastol alwa always s 's consulted her lIel before n new venture By Dy the wa way Tony Pastor has visited d the fair rail IIo lla Is well beloved is Tony Pastor Past Pall hl his theatre on Fourteenth street tre t down to Foul u I th i avenue is hi u a section o of the street crol crossing crooning that man many of tho the old aliI actors call Ton Tony Pastors Pastor's spot It was urns here that thit his partner W was IH killed by hy a can nt And Anil r e every time limo the tho theold theold old actor passes the place ho II remO removes 8 his hat hut crosses his bis breast antI and makes males a n little prayer fur for ur the tho 1001 One surprising thing thing- of or the fair fah Is 14 I that Ilea the were not com commonly funny leave alone witty Marshall hall P P. I Wilder ider in ht hl his dais fish pond tried hard but buthe he lie never 1111 succeeded The rite drummers forthe for forthe the nu vaudeville e outside of or their little song were ere capable i of f nothing good BeInS' BeInS Being Be tie- ing InS naturally la tactful we we complained of or orthis this to one of at the in his moment of oC rest Dear kind man num he appreciated the till embarrassed ed blu blushing Oh Oh mid and al I retaliated with a tor forgiving ln i smile pl and Ind an explanation The ordinary actor he is Js not the fountain of wit It you yon think he lie should toe be It Is you ou authors never llever having written n a book Look we butted bowed who give us the lines and we catch the spirit of oC them nod give he them Actors are olt frequently apt At nt quotation but hut ItIs it itIs t Is the lilt creative faculty ae that produces originality The most of u Us give best what weve we've learned from some s source not what we the do spontaneously when It cOln comes s t to real wit heal wit an a Is 19 the anyway scarcest thIn thing going so wo- wo congratulate our Our- selves Inwardly on the fact that tin th the bi big Actors Actors' Fund Fair Fall had fallen fa fai behind jn In fun run of what pin plain In business businessmen men and society lads have given Iven us li 11 In church fairs fuhs at home r M Story Just here herc he ho turned and saw saw Buffalo Buffal Bill In a corner It put one friend In mind of something and he told tins this It happened long Ions ago when he was wai n a cowpuncher not an nn actor A man ha had hau d stolen el eight ht ht hors horses H. j an and a n band hand of or cuttle rangers went after utter aim It It- was In hn th the country about Oklahoma Once thc they thou thought hl thc they had him Trim cornered and anti hire d nl at a bluff bluer upon which they hey thought li he e was 1 lying But it was apparently a n mistake mistake mis take and antI they followed him on At Intervals Intervals intervals Inter Inter- vals thc they came upon his camping place and antl the they always found traces traces' of a nr lire Are The They wondered At last they caught him Ills chin was bandaged They tore 0 oft off ff the bandages and und found n a bullet hullet bole bola from under the lie chin upward through th the lower lowe i Jaw which was shattered The wound Wn was in good condition They The lI asked the theman lie lieman man mun what h he had hud done for tor it IL Nothing he said fald hut but squirt s hot water th through rough It fl Ht Uti asked t them m to to take him to a doctor doctor doc doc- tor It h Is n a queer cattle thief story tor but th they took him to the doctor who cut open orlen the chin riveted d the jaw with u a u silver r hand band und and made a plate for Cor the thu ml missing teeth The man served Sr eight yen years re In the penitentiary and amI came outto outto out outto to be one of oC the th glories of Buffalo Dills Dill's greatest show o ou oft It earth DOROTHY I |