| Show Fragments of Fun Ir Jimson Jimson-An An a agent ent came around this morning and wanted to sell seH me a talking machine to take with me inc on my lily vacation Weed Weed Did Did you buy It It JImson No No o I told him hUn m my ii wife was going Joing along Indianapolis Star I Dismukes Dismukes Oh Oh well weB ell I can comfort myself with the thought that poverty I Is no crime On On tho the contrary it must bo be a n crime because it is punishable b by hard labor for life American Speculator must be a regular tyrant Why had their pianola six Ix months months- and his wife still has to start It up Iii for Cor him ever every evening when he heets gets ets home from work Chicago vork-Chicago Chicago Record Gunner Gunner There There goes lIe He is bent on a a. summer vacation G Guyer And yer-And And what happens to a man who hio Is bent on a n summer v vacation callon Gunner Why hy Why it Isn't long after he heIs heIs Is ht bent before he lie is broke Chicago Chicago News Alter After all said the moralist Iho tho lie almighty dollar I Is mans man's greatest enemy IlIf It It Il If If that's so interrupted old Roxiey flex Rox- Icy I 1 guess ues that young wife of mine merely march loves 10 mo me for tor the enemies Ive I've made Philadelphia Ledger Pop PoP Yes Ye m my son Are you ou going to lo take tale our hammock hammock ham ham- mock on C the thc picnic 1 No Xo m my bo boy You can climb up In Intha Inthe inthe the tha trees ant and fall fail out of them Yonkers Statesman Somo Sonie men midst glories are Installed And Aud some with scorn we view This is because some sonic bluffs are aLO culled called d. d other bluffs go through Q t I I b u Some Son men would complain on losing los los- In lug ing a leg but Jinks How did he take it 1 Said he had been thinking thinking- some of or reducing his hiis wel Cour Cour- ier It Made Mado a Noise The stag party part old Moneybags gave gavoI I understand was as a very loud lout affair I should say It was The guests were bursting with Inu laughter and ind the host exploding with rage A Heated Ar Argument lie He warmed up considerably In hl his arguments lr Yes but I think that was W.-l partly owing to o the Iho hot air in them Thc They AreA Are Arc A ought to be suro sure of making makIng- a good thing thing- of or his ills businesS busi busi- ness to Why hy so 1 Because all his sales are arc bar baT talus gains j S |
