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Show HOMEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922 I A fow weeks ago twelve o'clock was twolvo o'clock. Now I twolvo o'clock is eleven o'clock. Everybody say so, and that I mnkos it so. A dollar bill is adollar bill because ovorybody I enys so, and it's changed into ninty cents as soon as ovorybody I says so. It can bo changed into two dollar if everybody says so. "Everybody's" tho doctor that can cure all tho ills of the I world if ovcrybody'll tackle tho job. Everybody can bo happy, I if everybody says so an' prosperity? why, is up to ovcryi I body just liko everything. Ain't it funny bow so mnny pcoplo I wnnt to join tho nobody ranks, instead of 'the everybody rnnksf I |