Show S I READY TO REMEMBER I IPremier Premier Witte looks 1 like e Santa L Claus but hint the tine Russian people have o Lt t now how concluded that he lie Is a n ringer The Tine a advantages vantages of f gasoline over oer alcohol are discussed In oue oune of ot the S theS We e never mover drank any city gasoline gaso gasu- S line lne but we cant can't believe beleve It possesses o ses es any ony real superiority V S New Jelsa Jersey court has declined to Issue an Injunction forbidding a wo wo- woman woman man main to nag her hel husband When hen a aman aman aI man marries he lie Knows what he lie has I 10 to expect and amid the tine law has no ito power to Interfere Hetty Hety Green is said ald to have ha acted S as Santa Sunta Claus to a n little girl who wino had hind I Iwon won ivonn her heart heart Hetty probably washed washed wash trash i ed a window and ant let the tine little S watch the tine street cars cams go byThe by The fine shah sInah of oC Persia inns has ought brought six new motor cars Six semper t you know Chicago has a new mew newspaper called the the WI the o p. p It I will trill wi be difficult hit dif lt- lt for anybody to tai tal take e It I. I Another man has inns nominated Senator Seen Sena tor Beveridge Be for president Let tine the good third work olk go go on nun Wino Who ho will trill 1 be the Be brave after you get the turkey hash down you OU wont mind it I. I A Is general foreign anti ant uprising looked for on in inn China But lInt an uprising ing ingIs Is always a possibility In inn the tine far yeast Morales on the tine Run nun says lYS a n newspaper news new I paper per headline This down in iun Santo Domingo Dominio In un this country countr It Is morals moral on the he to tu from run judge rom the Insurance ance aunce revelations If I it i Is true huo that President Roosevelt Roose Hoose- volt velt vei Is on omi tIne the trail of the tine oil 01 octopus he inc must be bc cry veny careful that he doesn't slip up The arm army of Santo Domingo was sent after tho tine president fleeing but butone butone one onto of oC the tine soldiers soldier got tre tired tiled and the theother theother lie other one had hind to top stop to take tako care of ofIn him In inn It I i is announced that your uncle Vim lull Hill is is' about ll to retire from active act business business- Uncle doubtless hopes Brother will trill wi bell believe It I. I Limit your hugs girls as r tine the NewYork New New- NewYork Yol York sister advises nd but remember that mat mattine tine the limit can be raised b by mutual con coin sen sent t. t |