Show I I II I FRAGMENTS OF FUN I Very I Oliver Oiiver Ol er Wendell Holmes and John G. G Saxe were welo once talking about brain over l. l lI I once hall had a aver very ory severe fevere attack or of f brain fever myself said Mr 11 Saxe How low could you on have havo brain fever Mr 1 Holmes smiling It I 1 Is only strong stong brains that have brain brn fe eve ever t How hIo did you OU find that out 7 asked Sn axe C c i t A 4 t 1 I L S oie Fun I Orville Orvie Fargon Do Fargon-Do Do you OU believe In Inong long ong engagements Miss O Fluter No I prefer short engagements engagements engagements en en- I and many amny of or them Hound or CL 0 Flat Fiat A Buffalo teacher was wu being examined ex ex- by the school board Among Among the he questions asked ed was this Do you think tho the world is 18 round or Jr Hat ilat 0 Well 1 Yel 11 said sil the teacher as he scratched his head In iii deep thought some seine some people think one wa way and some sonic Another mid Ill I'll Il t teach ach round or that Hat ju just t as s the parents please Practice v s 's Theoretical IO e A college professor profeSor was being rowed across a stream in a boat loat boat Said he to lo lothe the boatman Do you ou understand philosophy No never heard heth d of oC it il Then 0 one one of your life Jfe Is gone Katie Do you CJ l understand r tane geology No Xo I Then one half of your life Jfe Is IO gone I Do you ou understand ni ast astronomy No Xo Then three quarters of your our life lre Is 18 gone But presently the lie boat boot tipped over and spilled both into the rivet river rive Says Ss S's the boatman Can you ou swim No Then tho the whole of your our life Jfe Is I go gone n e. e Effect of if One Ole Term In Col College e. e When hen young oung Mr Ir left heft homo home for foi college ho tool took leave of his ll mother other In this manner Mother Iother Ill I'll Il ille often oren and think of you constant constantly When hen he two years latoi he lie remarked to the time anxious pal parent lt Deah Dealt I you 01 once orce moult Imagine Iho tho feeling of a n font fond mother I G eit n. n Cnn Carey Yon Worsted I You can not keep heep m me down shouted Gen Sam nm Carey the grent grett Ohio orator at nt tt a it public meeting below the though I may a be iJ pressed re waves I rise n n again ain you will wi find that thai I come to lo the thc surface gentlemen Yes said the old whaler In the audience to blow you ou como come to the surface Scotch A Scotchman complained that he had hind got a ringing in his hits head heat Do o a that isk- isk ye I ken the J reason a on cd his friend l No 0 Ill Il tell tel its ye-it's ye cIt Its It's because its it's Is I's empty empt in And ha haV you J never Ve a it 1 ringing your OUr head a asked tho the other No 0 never ne And Alil do nho ye e Icon kemi tho the reason rason bp be be because cause 91 O Its It's cracked I t l J l f r 1 t i Jt 1 i C |