| Show I FRAGMENTS OF FUN I And Irishman a n Scotchman and an Englishman r were found guilty guity of murder mur mur- der iler In and sentenced to lo bo ho hung Now said sall the judge how would you like to Lo he be hung I I will wi be hung on an ash tree said the Englishman Engiishman And AmI I will wi choo choose an oak oal said sid the lie Scotchman If I it i plaze your honor Id I'd 11 rather rathel lie be- hung on an goosberry bush hush Oh Oh said al the jud Judge e. e not big enough nou h thin replied Pat lat brightening bright bright- cuing ening up Ill Il wait wal till ti It I Sr grows ws How much Co for I the faced broad-faced chicken on the time fence Inquired an nn Irishman of oC a farmer hats not a chicken its chicken its it's an owl replied the fat farmer Is I I 1 dont ilont lont caVe cale how he man mati would like to buy huy him said aid tho the Irish Irish- A German looked up at t the to le sky sly and remarked I 1 guess a a. a leedle leethie it I If vill f i rain ain sonic some dime q eel 10 do 10 ch elm replied an aim Irishman What business have ha to to lo know about weather ye yc galoot loot v Hull hulk Blunders a and nil Smart Srim How Hoy Is IH time the pig Pat i Faith an hes he's a glutton How is that Bo no Jabbers ho drank two palls pails full CuB of milk and anti when I 1 put lie tho tho little It f. f rascal In Jim the time pall pali pal he hc didn't halt half fill fl I PHI xi I in iii il a xi Quaker miam Lee Meeting liet III lint Pat was waN attending a Quaker m meetIng meet meet- ct- ct Ing lag wll when a Quaker e preacher r read from flom the Psalms salm of oC David Dal DavidI David David- t tI tI I I have Intro married a wife wife wife- The Thc devil ye interrupted Pat PaL After Aror the time sexton exton had quieted Pat jat the time clergyman clergyman- comm commenced aga again again again- i nl n- n I 1 l have married a wife II ll have ha married a daughter laughter of the and and and- Arra AIra do ho hear that now mien Oh Oh the s exclaimed Pat le orra I If f he hc have married a daughter of the Lord it 1 will wi be a long iong time before yo ye s sees ees yer in father Ij siJ Didn't itch itch-h loki ula s. s Mrs Benton Holme t lolme-l lolme I suppose e spring cleaning has lias bc begun un The English Buller Butler We e Duter We aint got no 0 spring pring to lo clean Mrs Benton Denton Then Holme-Then Holme Then rub up t he the city water hydrant spigots Pat what's the reason the they didn't nut Iut ut n. n l hut hin up there thero Instead of a rooster roost- roost er r asked one Irishman of or another pointing to the weather vane vano on oil a n barn harn arnAn arn An sure suie replied Pat aisy aib enough nough dont don't you see ee it would be In- In il- il to go for the eggs Hoax Hoax Bow How do I look In this dress dres suit I Fine inc wh why shy dont don't you ou bu buy one ole Philadelphia Record I Pro m the Ia til Clarion A humorist up UI North is trying tring to sell el us a cash register The editor edior of a village viage newspaper ne newspapers l is s a mat door for rOI the whole I iy ity We e e print our oum paper Thursdays s 's eVer everything of fC importance happens on en Fridays I Il l a u i is isIke Running country nt newspaper like Ike chasing chaing an nn antelope thc the longer you run the thc farther behind you oU get Notwithstanding the apparently thy un universal impression impi to the time contrary the tie lie editor of this paper is always trilling to tu accept cash bush on oil subscription Correspondents arc are respectfully iy re- re to get their communications In iii n h by Vc Wednesday nelda noon noon- of each week We e are arc always full fail ful Wednesday after afler- noon noon we we hel g u used td of course e. cOI-e. In iii Inthe JI the editorial I sense ene We Vo always feel Ic-cl t a delicacy about wounding the feelings of anyone so sowe we wc will wi only emily s say that thai the lw wedding of Miss Alyce Mae SI Sprawl l 1 and Elmer which was set for fOI la last t Friday Frida enin e evening w was J a complete success in every o ery particular except for tor or the absence ab ah- ab- ab sence settee ii of the groom gI who Vii had eloped cloned a u f few fes' w hours bouts previous with wih a u prominent flout nent nun married In lady of this vicinity Tom Toni P P. Morgan Not ot I long ago aso In Iii 11 the court couri of or ap ap- peals an Irish lawyer Arguing guing with wih hi his cause stated a alOi lOi lit which ichi lie court ruled lule out 01 said tt tili tl hey attorney If IC II it I plaze the time If I court I am ani wrong In this r I have another that is ha e point as conc conclusive e. 81 Aie e e you 0 guilty or not guilty ull 1 asked ask asIc- lc- lc ed the clerk of oC time the criminal court to toan tonn an nn Irish prisoner An Aim sure said Pat Pal what are there for tOI or but to that out Patrick Patrick Dennis dl did you OU hear heRt the thunder in the night der D Dennis Dennis No o. o Pat did l it really thunder thun thun- Patrick Yes Patrick Yes it Il thundered u as if hii hh en and earth carth would come together Dennis Why Dennis Why the deuce then lion didn't ye e wake vake me mc for yo ye o know I cant can't sin shape po when It H thunders |
