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Longt | o you fisherman t her N Vie old Rooer ma OF eve ir high you used of to after spenk times to he Say, ga range my conversation which. time' the fo fist It i encountered) the tourist agal id ‘ } stopped him to says | Look-a-hei trange T*v hee ttalking with some of the bi and Dom isorter mixed up about Mi Ali { may be that. I dandled her on my i knee, and it may be that she dandlec jme I try to tell the truth, T do, and you can have the dandle any way you please Joe Ker 1 | a Mis the "Millions, }hour, a I is ‘ dinneys Thay wa known And created 1-4 nei } for Mi hay ay that queried feet WAS seen times, I've dandled that | thousand. times | | That ended the Woman that Woman have tourist\of , She. ‘es | ‘ertain the Ovste! | you thousand = Wx } JAA wt eo ee "Tt Was p INU i have two known her feet' high." ever since she { "My darling Herbert in Philadelphia-tThis is a wireless if you will@be home tomorrow 1 havé now been gone and.you don't knew how--" telegram four long to ask| hours, | } ' | | i | { ; } , APRIL FIRST-ALL (Fins wnother FOOL'S fool.) DAY. | 775 NOT ONLY APRIL FILsT FOALS ; HE JUST CAUGHT "T've sald ' the drug if Lite yf trie Philbt re Migs. Is me a OF it-the eS. water Vv ALWAYS MAN Morocco. Morocc ind all Gas ey or . gas pipe' which ane needs fixing?" } } ' KNOWS. 2%-.market try the to for sell it druggist. .affair affair.' thaiat other counate s as = Kind Mr: Neola HuUSDANC ne sat are | it's anythl is country ito ‘ithe . i is 5 Mr. Philbrick, ret on- finding! "The same as . the Beef > PTs sve t Trust 9? a - ee 0 elt Mr. Qs would Mr. Ponze starve it ga will VEATI cy \ / U 4 £ } AE LsAifo)§ : it.' if I were "If you get after you do i'mint Trust, didn't vou?" | "N-o-al"' "And a Slippery Elm Trust?" } "You don't say!' "And a Graers Seed Trust?" "sn Geewhlttaker! : "And an Ege Trus > T y p And i tge Trust, a- Butter Trust,| , WhO" oO Trust 1 Hoe well, would if daughyou rhe for you're your let Trust Chicken Trustoa Afilic a weave T1 eo te 1 "And I've Go Cle | me with this last an go?]er half aoe i and Yes, eee No, sir! oMy She married Nocoyne-Onh, sort..of man-that own daughter starve, to become a relative of |. draw ny. > request, } Leader : we sratnhers = pe st and a Shoe a old man looked about-the two or three minutes, and stopped to whispei Ey thurder, but : it's : no | store} then wonder HE hotel, As a the e village a at was It -. cre ago ks two7 weeives | Jersey {placed his lregistered j I've] around, but I've no desire | had the headache for the last four! these blamed. yours. I wita-! months and dreamed of attending: my | the! milk out it Cleveland |own funeral about every other night.} of? mink ho's 7 : I thought it was the grip hanging | yeal now I know that it lealled was his grip his | = SS to ZN | cS 4y ! f, a the. soc hehe Na cel Chauncey bina iia expect ‘Don't ag cae Depew or) | | | y) 7) | - IT SO. the beat ever ee ct ‘to= ae 4 Don ' : a a ndare company aie the bealtain bicnil cot DONE Ways Don't expeet that mt. sHill be "paid Don't expect: the railroad private { ‘ rebates car trust ‘ to reduee {ts eharges for icing." "I see." said the traveler, as he finished reading, "But. what may I a 09 . expect? go "The pooresthotel accommodations at any the was In ‘the state," 4 day reply And aficr supper he took his grip and Jeft for another town. He had got what he expected. } Joe Kerr. SLL ‘ = Ss following | Platt to resign | Don't expect the senate to pass any lbill to*injure the railroad interests | "Don't expect to ever catch Rocke-| }feller with a subpena | -\ -\ D on the counter and name | the «landlord attention . om, - FOUN Poe New In. avele travelet trusts. trying. to squeeze |Noelice posted up ; ; o" that old muley cow Don't expect any of the ex-officers been dry forthe last!]or the New York life-insurance com-) Joe Ker ena nee té state's darit a ( ; $$$ $$ i <a Plow! rust?' had all them. trusts around winter?" asked W " : nis the'f farm1 ni awed i 7 Ok I Ss ace. others. a dozen - Fi : "Texaetly mowhat. know "you at, ba) himself rocco is, don't you pn rhenthat's allt want to know E‘yes, it's a Sort\of Jeather: ahat it anythingthat's . going to ie | comes from Morocco," calves'*< Uvers': a-SGariyg 1B ain, att "yell, the. folks oversthere want to down on jt and Ti se that all he raise "ihe pre and the other "coun- | oth women in the neighborhood are al man to be ix ‘nice it How same the A*moroceo trust has to object trie been formed you. know, and--" and kno everything!" Joe keri HRN nee Intermediate. . Se ; Vitel preprint goo : Ds oe S £0 : the cay stree a aan where and half about that's boys ter oak t raw : us . ovunder- stand: it ror 1. long time, you, member, I. thougnt we went to with Spain on account ‘of Spanish . " jons : - Trust a} } | the a : . eg an ted." 1 wouldnt De. GMMeresten, a of scedimly reedlected he as scaling ; : : ae paper ‘ ines hee he certain, ing but had not reat whe eee nen. But I am pe nr Va Hr 1€ ne If said. entered a wondering "Shoo! Is: there a Catnip rust?" "Has been'for three year past? You knew there was also a Pepper-| reading "You. replied, "well," replied he been ON. | } Eee ta a wasn't, shouldn't Catnip as I've place," _- received, of farmer, "and my the is thi Germai : ick of catnip on | A "What Franée, s I you," old store, there ! lot os oS 7 egg ‘Telegram _ gota Li AULA SE = NOYN A iii Bit VV} viint \| | le | | ; . | } ; ; 5 6 Vrs Z ° NS " Z sf - ca! 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