Show an I Salad Mixers de Lase LANSING T ANSING MICH About MICH-About About once in so often ohen you meet the man man its its it's always a man man man- who knows how to make the perfect salad dressing and on the tire slightest provocation does so The trouble with this party is when hen you OU get him off salad dressings hes he's practically a total loss toss Nevertheless a decent salad dressing dressing and and a decent salad salad are are boons to humanity The right commingling commin common gling of ot astringent bitt e r Is h green i a things with a smooth bland dressing dress there ing-there ing there you have y something But often often of of- ten we are confronted confront confront- ed by a monstrosity featuring whipped cream nut kernels sweet cheese preserved pre served fruit even marshmallows o 0 r Irvin S. S Cobb pickled ginger Such an atrocity is never a salad Put a crust on on it and it might pass pas for tor pie but would be very low grade erade pie e e Concerning Mr Ir Earl Browder HAVING been discouraged by a perhaps overzealous police force from speaking In Indiana Earl Browder one of the almost almos countless candidates for lor President now threatens suits for false arres arrest As Al Smith says lets let's look a athe at atthe atthe the facts Mr Browder stands fo for stands 1 stands for lor all communism stands for lor Therefore he must look on the Russian government a athe as the one ideal government it bein being the very flower and perfection of applied communism Now in Russia any man publicly public advocating doing away with the e ex existing ex bUng national system and substitute ing some other system thereto would find himself in Jail or jail or evenIn even evenIn evenin in a worse fix before fix before he could say Jackovitz So what I sa say is that Mr Browder l shouldn't crave to sue anybody If It Ithe he believes in the practice ot of what he preaches which of 01 course he does he ought to go around kissing everybody on both cheeks a s Cruelty to Animals LATELY i a B dog was tried before a Judge for biting a boy And another judge was appealed to that he save an elephant condemned to die So some one proves that through many centuries animals were accused of high crimes dogs crimes dogs rats pigs oxen roosters storks also ants spiders snakes grasshoppers grass hoppers dolphins locusts gadflies eels and being convicted were bUrned flayed hanged destroyed by slow torture But think of the charges on which the so-called so brutes might condemn mankind offenses mankind offenses of which they rarely or never have bave been guilty guilty- malice slaughter of weaker things for love of ot slaughter deliberate wastefulness of natural resources wanton destruction of ot natural beauties beauties beau beau- ties wars without rational cause unnecessary greed bearing false witness neglect of our own young drunkenness slothfulness bigotry intolerance e e e Newspapers Vs Spellbinders IN MY reportorial youth nearly every newspaper newspaper- big or little lillie was bitterly partisan We distorted facts and editorialized in news stories stor store I ies les when dealing with the accursed opposition Otherwise wed we'd have been traitors to a sacred cause I These times limes the average paper big or little prints honest accounts concerning both sides their sides their relative rela rein tive chances as revealed b by polls their waning or gaining hopes The political views of a columnist or a special contributor may differ from the publishers publisher's still policy policy still he gives them space But the spellbinders go right on spouting fiction which everybody knows is fiction And ond the vol volun volunteer un i teer leer debaters clamor with prejudice and misinformation for their am am- By the way will all those whoever who whoever whoever ever heard of anybody being con con- converted by one of these shop barber-shop arguments kindly raise their right hands Currency Juggling BEING frightfully smart to begin with I know as much regarding currency Juggling as the next fellow lellow which Is 11 precisely nothing at alL alLUp alLUp Up to say 1875 most of us know I what money or or is-or is or used to be But nut ButI I I when they talk in terms of billions I or trillions or jillions they've got goti i I us going do down for the third time with a low gurgling cry I And the more a financial technician clan cian with both his pants pockets I full of figures tries to explain these governmental manipulations the themore more convinced I am that like the I average specialist he has concentrated concen concen- on being expertly ignorant I upon one involved subject rather I than remaining at as most moat of us do I broadly and comprehensively ignorant ant upon practically all subjects I IRVIN S. S COBB CODD I M It |