Show what thinks obb about HOLLYWOOD CALIF- CALIF 11 A A If H I were a Republican orator Id I'd say the Democrats wouldn't need a keynoter at their convention when a hog hog- caller would be more suitable If on the other hand I were a Democratic tongue silver Id I'd fla My say the needed no cam cam- committee whereas a set of ot I pallbearers would be highly As n a Republican spellbinder Id I'd proclaim we were wi-re giving Puerto four years In which gradually to cut loose from Crom us Uti because should the Democratic outfit win In In November by the end of ot those four ye years 0 r R the Puerto will willbe willbe f be used to having some Independence nce and well we'll be used usell to having none at all As a Demo Demo- IrvIn s. s Cobb era tic champion Id I'd come right back by pointing out that since Pue Puerto rho llIco would Id starve to death anyhow under a lican Henn administration congress mer mer- mercifully mercifully was taking stops StepS to let the people down there get accustomed by degrees to the starvation process Meandering Revenue Program T TilE 11 ID L members of the senate finance committee poor committee poor things 1 l seem seem to be going forward with the new revenue re program the same way a land crab makes headway headway- by traveling backward At last Jast accounts ac no- counts they were so snarled up In figures and language that any minute minute min ute the rescue party was expected to rush In with bush books and chop them loose However out of the epileptic seizure Into lato which these unfortunate unfortunate nate patriots have ha been enmeshed one concrete fact has emerged There Thre will be a 0 slight exemption of dues on the profits of oC corporations making less than a year This will be a great boon for trunk stores down by the depot brokerage firms handling second hand railroad tunnels and and dealers In butter butterflies les e New Socialist Argument TilE THE trouble with being a n Socialist Social Social- 1st l Is that no matter what you start to debate you always wind windup windup windup up on the Tom Mooney case cose Or at least such was the situation until until un un- un til recently Now row for tor any Socialistic Socialist Socialist- ic Ie argument on any subject from German measles to the Great Orent Wall Vall of China there Is a new climax The tenants of ot a Bronx apartment apartment apart apart- ment house bouse mostly radicals held a meeting and In accordance with the best radical traditions drew up resolutions demanding that the management do this and that Having flaying flay Hav ing read the fiery protest the superintendent superintendent super super- addressed the gathering Now SNow not ledding nobody hang out In the hallways hallways- that's reasonable I start beginning beginning beginning begin begin- ning that reform right away Und as t off the front 11 fire escape veil escape veil vy But say vot do you rou suckers ux- ux poet me do the Scottsboro boys 1 1 Sauce for the Goose Goole LIEN a bricklayer feels upset W WHEN WIlEN and licks his wife that's tern tem per and he gets 30 or SO 30 days doys I But ut when a flicker star goes on a simIlar similar sim sim- ilar liar tantrum and wrecks an expensive expensive expensive sive set that's artistic temperament temperament tempera tempera- ment and the studio gives her soine some silver s fox furs to calm her nerves Thus It goes gocs If It a couple In say PeorIa break up why then a couple In Peoria have broken up i But if It the same thing occurs In Hollywood Hol 1101 lywood It Invariably is featured as asI asa asa I a nuptial rift j I A lad In Kansas takes his girl to toYe toYe I Ye Olde New rew Era eatery for dinner and what with the blue plate specials ape I dials and the tip the transaction i I amounts to lf but otherwise other creates no special excitement either entler locally or throughout the nation Let the same some thing happen to a couple of the least conspicuous of ot the movie colony and 20 columnists fight their way to the wire Choosing a New B Buddha ROM the forbidden kingdom of ofF F Tibet Tibet although although goodness goodne s knows they never had any trouble keeping me out out comes comes word that after a two years' years search a new living Buddha has been discovered flow Dow ever we already have bave our own grand lammer Jammer the name being belne Joe Louis Louts The news from Lhasa should give cire encouragement tp the poor unhappy py pt congressional committeemen who are prominently connected with the Townsend plan who'll condescend to talk to them You may quarrel with the Town Town- bookkeeping with their way wat of ot handling the contributed dimes of oC thousands of ot trusting oldsters oldsters old old- with their failure to explain where they're going to get the billions bil I lions to pay those thoRe gaudy pensions pension or how the provisions of the dial distribution dis- dis l are to be enforced but at atthe least the leaders are too proud to endanger their social positions b by being caught chit chatting with a alot alot alot lot of congressmen IRVIN S. 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