| Show what ob U thinks about ANTA MONICA CALIF S SANTA Maybe the English have havethe havethe havethe the right idea The Reds spout as they please please so so long as they stay off the radio and take it out in spouting Theres There's a story in point In Hyde nyde Park where the pots crack and jaws clack s I speak p pea e a k s their pl pieces el an on Impassioned Im radical Is In full tull eruption Being Being Be De- ing a hat hater e r of or kings he would w o 0 n u 1 I d drive the royal family tarn tam fly ily forth and set fire to their official London residence A heckler quarrels with the orator i IrvIn In S. S Cobb the crowd joins In about equally divided trouble Im im- A large calm policeman plows plow through the jam Ere now fowl I he commands All them a as Is going to burn down Buckingham palace form torm on en this side please All AU them a as Is not going to burn down Buckingham palace kindly form on that side Ide When you start people laughing at an agitator youve you've killed him colder than though you used an ax I wish wed we'd club dub In and laugh some of our halt baked Communists Communists to death S e eRise e Rise of London Boom Scorn AS ONE state delegation after atter another swings toward Landon Landon London Lan Lan- don his campaign managers are areas areas areas as optimistic as a seed catalogue To be sure taking the first heat beat doesn't necessarily mean your nag will win the county trophies but It certainly will cheer up the stable stable- hands and hands and sometimes starts a stampede for front seats In the grand For once In 0 G. G O. O 1 P P. history the rank and file me shun a brother from the Atlantic seaboard as though he were a At the ensuing convention It looks as though all the easterners will get will be the the seconding concession And yet I 1 can remember when If It you called a fellow tellow a Wall Street Republican you didn't have to smile as you said It S e e eWar War Debt Specter FIVE and a halt half million European troops are drilling and seven million million mil mil- lion more are practically ready for tor service more by one million and ahalt a half halt than there were In tn 1014 1914 when the last big mess broke out Those Americans Americana who are being grievously taxed because the powers pow ers era wont won't pay back what they have owed us since the armistice for refinancing and rehabilitating their own and and that one way or another Includes Includes' every living soulin soulIn soul soulIn In this country country are are Invited to save up these statistics for tor use next time they of those gentle souls who'd cancel these mounting to foreign reign debts Not war debts mind you but time peacetime debts So lets let's call them by their right name as we sing I didn't raise my my dough to arm a soldier but by golly gOIl that's what happened to lt It It SC Idlers Idler on Relief AT A T LAST we know wherein the League of ct Nations Notions really tune tune- It keeps a n good set of cf statis tics It says that In the world are are unemployed and of ot this total more than halt half are In the United States Since we are spend ing more government funds to aid the Idle than any country can It be bethere bethere there are persons among us who prefer staying on relief projects to taking regular Jobs Next time I pass a public works undertaking Im I'm going to put the question to some bodied able-bodied party who If It hes he's following the frequent custom will be whiling away awal the hours bourl between meals b by gently gentl tanning fan tan sing ning himself with a shovel A pick handle bandle as Ive I've often observed observed observed ob ob- ob- ob served on on one road digging opera tion that's being financed by bl Uncle Sam comes omes In handy for tor leaning purposes e e e Kentucky Colonel UT OUT here liere they've found a mall mail v-f v order theological mill which for tor 10 10 ordains you to preach christen marry marr bury and and oh oh goodie take goodIe take up collections Micky Mouse lately lost his commission as a Kentucky colonel but on fn behalf of ot Joe Penner's duck somebody wrote In and he became the Rev Her Drake Googoo D D. D. D Thus are honors balanced In this world Recently when the present bumper bump bump- er crop of at Kentucky colonels was wa plowed under we I natives stayed calm Nobody takes away our tl- tl ties wo o wo were Vere born with em in my youth anybody goo good at guessIng guess guess- Ing the weight of ot hogs was wal called Judge Jude and a man who cured warts with stump water w was al as Doe Doc Docta tor and ta all the Ule rest of ot us auto were colonels except one chap who was a major on account ot of Ja having f S so man many major options operations Poor loor fellow tellow h he hm died before he be at at- his bla lifes life's ambition Ue He wanted wanted wanted want- want ed to run ruu somebody's general store and be a general IRVIN 8 8 S. COBB COBS C Crl rl bt |
