| Show what ob r thinks about High HIllh Hat Folks Folk B BEVERLY BEVERLY EVERLY HILLS CALIF Once One I thought the climax climax climax cli cli- max of utter self satisfaction was attained in Massachusetts When you met a Bostonian of Old Plymouth Rock stock who in addition had gone through Harvard It was as though you met an egg which had been laid twice and both Ay times successfully S Sometimes 0 met I m e s this I type made me say to myself that may t 4 be It might hate have been better If It the Mayflower had been making a r round roundtrip 0 u n d trip nut But now this coast const t takes a k c 8 the c chest be s t expanding Irvin S S. S Cobb championship right away from the eastern east ern era seaboard Out here Is a sojournIng sojourn sojourn- Ing lag I Englishman who heretofore was not notably distinguished didn't have bave a name But nut he wrote home congratulating King Edward on his hia accession and aDd has Just had an acknowledgment signed by none other than the kings king's fourth assistant deputy equerry and now the delirious recipient can hardly wait walt to be snatched up to glory so he may pause at the golden gates Rates Just long enough to give In his or ore oreder der for an extra sized oversized halo and then thea with that hallowed document clutched to his Inflated bosom stroll stron through paradise the heavenly heavenly beav enly host S a e e Original Native Sons In the heart of ot Los Las Angeles Angeles An An- geles the bones of ot perhaps our first climate-booster climate have Just been dug up If It he lived years ago as some experts figure that would wouW seem to make him an original native native na na- tive son but If as others think he be only dates back years he be was probably an early settler from the Middle West who got bogged down In the primeval ooze on his way to an Iowa state picnic This certainly puts those uppity Florida folks In their place The only thing they've dug up lately was wasa a canal and they may have to put that buck back The celery growers gro dont don't I like It and when you come between a Florida celery grower celery grower grower and his celery eel cel cry ery Its It's Just the same as trying to rob a tigress of ot her young e e Governor Hoffman Hoffman's Motives t the Ii e a acL ac- ac c c. c L l of critics In his own state its it's hard to believe New Jerseys Jerseys Jersey's Jerseys Jersey's Jer sey's Governor Hoffman was actuated ed cd by political ambition In the course he took In this ghastly case because while he created for tor himself a strong personal personal per per- following so many of ot the boys who'd probably like to vote with his side are unfortunately being dc de de- de tamed at present in places like Sing Sing and Alcatraz and Leavenworth where theres there's no voting done e e Lady Lucks Luck's Favorites of ot the main man winners In n the ONE recent sweepstakes a mere youth lamented being alone In the world and having nobody to share his good fortune with That'll be bethe bethe bethe the smallest of the young mans man's worries Inside of forty-eight forty hours hell ben have more kInfolks than a Potomac shad By Dy the end of ot a week hell he'll be entirely surrounded by an Impenetrable forest of previously unsuspected unsuspected unsuspected friends and well well Also Aso stock promoters automobile salesmen Income tax collectors am and life Insurance agents affectionate females female object matrimony and alimony all ali mony away in the order named and citizens tits tits- zees rens on foot or hitch hiking As for tor distant relatives hell he'll begin thinking think think- ing lag he must be part Belgian hare hare hare- and they wont won't stay distant either Nothing renews old family ties like coming Into a large chunk of unexpected currency e New Spring Finery do the new fashions always always al al- al ways wars light on the wrong females females females fe fe- fe- fe males or vice versa as the case may be When white shoes prevailed the lassies with the most robust feet went to them unanimously probably because a white shoe makes any foot look bigger and As skirts climbed knee-high knee then on way uptown the maiden with the legs bow who wore hers the highest She would The damsel who's kind of startled looking anyhow Just will pluck her eyebrows thereby enhancing the suggestion of ot a owl And now V that bangs are coming In and in and coming down down the the style wont won't be favored first by the young I girl who already resembles a new new- newly ly hatched robin and so could get getaway getaway away with that sort of thing It'll ItU the middle aged i be none other than thaD I sister who Is Is as the poet pOtt says kind kindI I of ot horse faced to start with and andI I then all shell she'll need Is I. a floral horseshoe horseshoe horse- horse shoe around her neck Deck to look like a aI I derby winner I Were iVere it not Dot for the foolish things men wear we safely could say the foolish things women wear are the things anybody ever er wore IRVIN irWiN S S. 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