Show what what ViL b thinks about Huey lIu Longs Lon Prototype MONICA CALIF S SANTA Who today remembers this mans man's name He was He was was a Southerner humbly born From childhood the craving for power possessed him He educated himself stud stud- studied studied ed law got into the game gained high office The aristocrats aristocrat despised despised despised de de- him They labeled him poor poor white trash lIe He fought them and he fought the tha corporations He De flouted the old leaders leader and he or or- the gres great t common people lie He built up a machine In his own Image s to set let up a partisan 1 election board In to his own behalf The whole country r 5 watched the so-called so upstart some lome hating some fearing tearing some lome admiring him U He lie e went Into a convention convention conven conven- tion Uon as a discredited minority candidate He lIe Irvin IrvInS S. S Cobb came out of or It with the governorship nomination leaving his bl party In warring fragments fragment On the eve of ot attaining his hi highest ambition of ot all complete all complete political control con can of the commonwealth he he was Wal shot down at the state house houe Ills His ls enemies and and some of his friends friends believe believe that had he lived he ha would have haTe ruled the national Democracy or else ele would have wrecked It If It Huey Long had bad it lived tf If determinatIon determination determination deter deter- and had conquered the assassins assassin's bullet what bullet what would have bave I been his place in future history I But Dut with the grim parallel continuing continuing I ing to Its fatal end will the next generation gen forget torget Long as already this generation has forgotten Goebel of Kentucky dead by a murderers murderer's handless hand band less than 30 years ears ago ngoT i i I s Adopting Husbands WEVE WE'VE got a new tad fad out here In Hollywood and a ver very lovely one onee From time to time some among our glamorous cinema queens adopt orphaned Infants often doing so with all the shrinking reticence all the strenuous efforts to avoid publicity which you'd notice in connection with Darnum Barnum Baileys Bailey's grand free street parade Think of the heritage for a girl child thus favored when she In turn grows up Uil and her own first-born first prattles at ath ather ather h her r knees and looks up with trusting baby eyes ereg and says sars Mummie did the stork bring you to dear the same as he brought me to you 2 I seem to hear the answering words No darling You see precious It happened happened hap hap- In n Hollywood BO so I came with three news vs cameras two press agents agent one piece eIghteen orchestra and a ana nationwide nationwide na na- hook Joking aside though while some of these screen ladles may mar be persistent yet ret frequent wives In the main the they make devoted foster mothers In fact tact are such successes at It that a fellow gets to wondering why Instead of or Just keeping on marrying husband after husband they dont don't try adopting em C Not Nt Raising Onions EVERYBODY was so Joyous over congress adjourning that during the public dancing In the str streets ets we overlooked a few v bets Among the great grent gross of oC tills hills that went through at the hour was one whimsical little trick called caned the Potato to Control act We did so well last year with cotton control you remember Anyhow this one had the usual congressional con con- gressional brevity a mere beggarly I l words But Dut seem Its It's loaded with crop reduction rules and what not for the Americans Americana who for reasons best known to themselves themselves them them- selves go on producing potatoes at the customary ratio of 10 to 1 1 16 10 potato potato- bugs to every potato By Dy winter I look for the men G-men running to tobe be out down potato and spud However having gone on a strict reducing reducing re reo diet In the Interests of or the actIng acting act act- In Ing art Im I'm remaining calm The only times 1 I ever taste starch any more Is when licking the holes button-holes In a stiff shirt But Dut I 1 do wish the government would take up onions next nert I I presume the proper place to write to Is the Interior department Because Ive I've found onions absolutely uncontrollable P. 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Probably wed we'd better Include radishes too e e Hitler Hitler's Trick Mustache Berlin dispatches tempt a fellow fellow fellow fel- fel low to go Into Nazi In Its various branches but after otter four weeks week of doing do- do lag ing this Job Ive I've already found out that to avoid causing bitterness In one quarter or another about the only things you can take a firm Una stand against are boll bon weevils and side whiskers And even the side whiskers have a few tew devoted friends left lert Yet without debating d any an of ot his hi other outstanding policies I feel that all of ot us c can n Join In deploring a er tale tain attitude of uncertainty taken by Herr Hitler The strain atrain would be greatly great great- ly 11 relieved If it only he could decide whether that trick mustache e of hi his Is going to keep on clinging where It la is now or climb back up his nose again Before Defore now v governments have Ilave fallen on lesser issues than a mustache giving such universal dissatisfaction IRVIN S. 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