Show Fl ROGERS BEVERLY HILLS Well Well all aliI I know knowIs Is It Just what I 1 read In the papers and andall andall andall all the reading 1 I been able to do is In Inthe Inthe Inthe the air lepping from town to ro town But we finally got back home to Cal We sure lure i run I Into n t a II some 0 m e tough weather on the way out This did defy the elements We was a a aying through the fog and rain coming from our last stand at Texarkana na nil Tex all one morning We finally worked our way out t t. t the edge of New 1 Mexico Ico and then we got out of ot the rain and hit a real blizzard a snowstorm Well Sir that Bird started darted circling and messing around In the air and I had no Idea what he was doing or trying to do I thought though I he Is only trying to find and th the thi ground nut But do you know he come down and made a quick side slip landing I 1 Just thought It was a forced landing on the but then I saw It was was a little tUe marked off of emergency field he be had found by Instruments not by sight light It was the last one on the way across acro the mountains till we reached over miles away Now get this Here lIere was WAI an emergency emer gency geney landing In a storm torm where you see lee ten yards and we badent bad bad- ent ant got out of the Plane and quit tamping stamping around trying to keep warm till a Committee of ot the town was there to ask ak ns us to come that night Bight to toa toa toa a Banquet We bad had had bad threw three solid weeks of Committees Committee and was wal flying away to escape em and here was wae one away out on the Prairies In a snow now storm That's working pretty fast fastI I want to see some Chamber of ot Commerce Commerce Com Com- merce beat that The School Teachers Teach ers ere of Guadaloupe County were having havinga a Banquet over at the Harvey House that night so Frank and I 1 went over and did our usual little act VA w. We t hull had got nt mn so n hv h. by this the tl time w we v DUO J V could rould do It In our sleep You could wake either of us UI up at any hour of the night and we would raise up Frank would say I 1 have been called a Speed Demon I am not a Speed Demon I think that Aviation has something to sell lIell that no other line of transportation has hRS and that is I. speed I mean speed d within the confines conduct of safety the whole heavens above Is open and all we have hae to do is to use It You cant can't get any worse worse- hurt flyIng fly fly- Ing lag at two t or three hun hundred miles an hour than you can flying at ninety so BO what we have ha to do Is develop planes that will fly at what we now call caU a tremendous rate of ot speed I see lee the day coming in the not far distant when you jou OU will leave leae New York at noon fly across the country at the rate of a thousand miles an hour and andreach andreach andreach reach Los Angeles at NOO NOON That sounds craz crazy but Its It's not the sun travels at the rato of ot one thousand miles an hour wel well If f the Plane Piano travels travels trav trav- els that fast you are keeping up with the sun so you leave at noon and as I there is three hours' hours difference in time it takes you three hours to tomake tomake tomake make it so you OU can get there when the sun does docs eb you OU leave at noon and arrive at noon Of Ot course when we fly two thousand miles an hour you will leave New ew York at noon and I will fly 11 out and arrive back at noon In other words you OU haven't been gone at al all and that reminds me of the time time I took up a Negro Boy Day Will always wants me to tell some jokes joke too too he has advised m rot int not to get too technical So I will tell you about the Negro Boy Doy So we had bad this stuff down so BO pat that we could do It anywhere or any anytime time Frank has a Dandy appearance on the stage and the they like to hear him tell of ot his trips Well Wel In case I 1 Iam Iam am called at any hour of ot the night I simply roll ron over on my pillow and start in as follows Well Wel folks folk sure glad to be here with you glad you are lire starving otherwise I would never have ha met you You have got nothing on the rest of ot the Country We Re are arc all starving We haven't had a regular reg ular meal since I Ithe the D Democrats e m 0 eta t 8 were in n and If it we wait bait for em to get in again we ma may never get another one The pub Rl Republicans promised us prosperity and we like a half wit belIe believed be be- lIe lIed Hewed d em But the joke is 18 on them the they aint rating eating so regular them selves Starving Starting aint so bad its it's getting pUI used tn to It that fa is tough The Tha 00 au 0 first three years ears of ot a He Republican publican Administration Ad ministration Is the hardest By the end of ot that time you jou OU are used to living liv Ih ing fag on predictions It seems good to toj toi j i get back hack in the old South again for this is about the ani only old South we 1 sot got ot l pl i us 10 In Ja two Jot boat JotI and aud the drouth cut rut the two I halves up Into quarters and the quarters I lers are divided over o the so soI I that Illat only leaves leans one eighth of the I arty uty Intact and the Wickersham Report HeI Re Rev I 1 port killed off those who could ronld read and the er er Democrats have com I mined suicide S Sj S. the South is in favor favorI I of ot anything that aint in effect now no This hunger Is not local its it's universal 9 D 1931 ic S nd ca Ice Ite |