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Well Well ll all I l know Is la what I 1 read rend In the papers and Brother Drother listen I read a paper paper pa pa- per In two weeks We e been going too v I fast to read Talk about an aerial circus cir clr 1 cus cue a One Night NightStand NightStand NightStand Stand troop a Kar Kar- I But Dut we are area a combination of ot all allI I I these and then I some more I I I 1 started my little tour tout to raise some extra money for the needy and unemployed unemployed In Texas Started in Austin the Capitol t I had been in the Movies for a couple of ol years jears ears and all nil the Jokes I knew I had bad used em in my pictures So when hen I started out on this I 1 was mighty short shorthanded shorthanded handed handel on laughs laubs My Sly wife said to merou me You rou cant go out and do an evenings evening's show You any material materia I 1 told her well Honey Its for tor Charity Charlt and maby I can get by She said Its a good thing It Is for Charity or you would be In danger of your our life Then I got to thinking that I have bave much material so I decided as I Iwas was starting In Texas that I better drop by Austin where the State Legislature Legis lature laturo was In session and get some ma tend Well why I chose It and It was a a. Cod God send end to me It U turned out great not that the Texas legislature legislature legis lature Is especially humorous Its not Its Just the average in fact I think they got a pretty good body there as Legislators go The They Just badent done anything which matte made them on a par with all others Met all the Ex Governors Govel nors Dan Moody who had ju Just t gone out Always liked Dan Dnn He lie Is a line flue young fellow Then in come my old Friend Jim Furgeson Jim and Ma come pretty near getting in again last time Their slogan was TWO 1 Governors for tor or the price or of one one Out of ot there after the Matinee and down to the old historic San Antonio where we sure had a fine great big bigHouse bigHouse bigHouse House some nine thousand dollars organisations organizations gave me a e reception before our show and that really kinder got me for there is one ne class of men that wont be bo replaced Every other line of business is being carried on from Father to Son and on onby onby onby by news comers in the same aaDe business but the old Trail Drivers and end the old time Cattlemen there can never be any to take on their work They are the thelast thelast thelast last of ot one of ot Americas America's most unique and extraordinary men Some of the greatest Characters In our whole his history tory were old Cattlemen Humor they were chucked full of It it and San S Antonto An tonto Is one of ot their last stands Several old time Texas Rangers were there There Thero is a a. bunch that have made history The old Trail Drivers are trying to get enough money to build n a monument to the old time Trail driver and from its model its very beautiful and I hope the State Stale gives them part of ot the money to do It It for the Cowman certainly made that State Next morning out of ot there we bad had a ashow ashow show how scheduled over miles from there and the fog and rain hit bit us Angelo another real old Cowtown that night and a big packed bouse house The next morning still cloudy and rainy Bobby Dobby Cantwell Oklahoma's crack Pilot still marooned In fn San Antonio and Frank Hawkes on his way back from New York where he had bad to go but but wa was to return that day We go got out out at seven A A. 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M drove miles pu put on a milkman's milkman matinee at Ten at Abl line Une in Simmons University Auditorium AuditorIum Auditor Auditor- ium turn played to five thousand dollars Then another mile jump these are by Auto no no Piano Plane its still cloudy and raining to Tex Great Grent Gang again and Frank Hawkes had bad Jumped on back from New York and there we started In on what wa was was to be the most towns anybody outside of ot an ambitious Congressman ever eve made on one ODe trip We started in on ou our first Jump out of ot there not so 80 forty we got stuck In the mud on the take off otto and it took halt half of ot Breckinridge till til pretty near dark to get us out Dy By his time Frank rank Hawkes deL de do L LL was into imo a line MonOlogist Jimmy Rodg Rodgers rs the was wal singing for us usand usand I and Chester Dyers Byers I Ithe the the- Rop 1 Champion Rop er was roping and I Ithen then in Dallas was I Joined by the tho Famous Fa mo moue i R Revellers e yelle ra Quartette who General Gen Cen eral Motors and I Palmolive loaned I Ime me and the Tenor I Iwas was released forthe forthe for fort the trip by Salada Tea people That That all was mighty fine of these big firms firm for they had bad to engage someone else and they allowed these theae boys toya salaries to KO go on so I was able to get this wonderful won aggregation simply limply for their expenses Of Ot course these could no nobe not be asked to get up In the dead of night nigh and fly ay to a town like I 1 was to give giTe a ashow ashow show but they made all the night nigh shows Two of ot them fly Both Doth Tenors Tenon so 10 they have hue made mad these jumps for Cie tle day shows I 1 got to write you next week about abou the old Home State of Oklahoma am and then the wife's state of ot Arkansaw I Iam Iam am am writing this in the Navy Bell Hel Diver at five thousand feet foet and just jus landing at Stillwater Okla for a ten o'clock morning show show- The boat best A am amM and M College In America Oh Boy Doy he ho 1 Is banking and diving for tile the crowd |