Show 1 fJ BEVERLY HILLS Well Rell Well all I know knowIs Is Just what 1 I read In the papers paper Well I 1 Just lust picked up an as old paper that had President Hoovers Hooven s speech pee c b that he delivered at the opening of ot Congress You know Its Us In the Presidents contract conC con con- C tract that one of ot othis his duties Is to deliver deliver de de- liver a Message to the Hired hands when they meet In session Its supposed supposed supposed sup sup- posed to give them hem the condition of the Country You see Congressmen and Senators are not supposed to know anything about the Country and they generally dont don't so the President President dent sues his message He lIe starts out Substantial progress has been made during the year In national peace and security Education and scientific discovery have ha made advances Our Country Is more alive to Its problems of spiritual and moral welfare Now there Is a mighty good opening paragraph para graph especially when you OU would think It would be kinder hard to see where we had got ahead much In the thelast thelast thelast last year But Dut he lie found some mighty worthy things about us I like that line Substantial Progress has been made Substantial When a fellow is goIng goIng go go- Ing lag to hire you and he aint going to give you much he be always says I will give you OU a substantial stipend Its a kind of a way of making It look like lite you are getting something and yet you yO figure It out and you are not But it was a mighty good word to use under the circumstances It come in kinder like the old other White House word Choose there was Just no telling exactly what it meant So this Substantial Substantial Sub covers up quite a good deal dean of ground He lie says we have ha made some Substantial Substantial Sub progress in Peace and security security se se- Well if you ou got the Peace you have naturally got the security He lie means that we got more peace than we did have we will say a year ago We fighting anybody a year ago and we are not fighting anybody now but ourselves we are all aU laying It on each other Unfits a kind of a R Substantial blame bame Of course we weare weare weare are nearer war war than we were a year ago for each day you live you are nearer it for Its In the future and you draw nearer it every day Now that brings us to Security Now we done much along the security security security se se- line outside the disarmament Conference in London which hardly able to be called Substantial But Mr fr Hoover has done all aU in his power to 10 try iry ana and runner further peace ana and at the same time leave us a Musket loaded In the corner at the same time Well as it should be Its all right to go to these Conferences But Bat Its Us al always al ways well to come home and reload your gun after each one is over But Dut we must get on down the message mes meso sage Here lIere we been all this time on the first paragraph He says that education has made some strides Well ell pretty hard to say ay say I and aDd neither did he call caU it Substantial stride Its awful hard to tell what education is Lots of ot our people have hue learned a lot of ot things since last year Now whether they was the things they ought to know will take a lifetime to find lInd out So I Iguess Iguess Iguess guess education has advanced But ButI I expect knowledge has hal gone back during the past year at least we act like It it He Ue says that During the last 12 months we have suffered with other Nations from economic depression Yes Yea and we have suffered a lot alone too In fact tact 1 I would go even further than the President and say that we had suffered Substantially or even gross grou substantially You see that how bow a lot of ot people try to make us feel good Is to tell us how bad somebody else Is off air I 1 dont don't know what kind of or ofa ofa ora a streak or complex It Is in anybody that gives em a kind of ot a delight to know that somebody else has lost a leg along with you and It if they happen by chance to have lost two and you only one why then their day Is Just complete I 1 dont believe that I 1 could get much nourishment to be starving In a room and have the keeper c come me and say The other fellow h has s been starving two days longer than you have They show that there is Just as much of everything as there ever was and andall andall andall all that But Dut they dont don't tell t that hat h a t wh u rw what toe the matter wr with us Is the un unequal unequal equal division of It U. U Our rich is getting getting get get- ting richer and I our poor Is getting poorer all the time that's the thing that these great m minds I n d s ought to work oh Not r be out what the cause of thus depression w was as but let us fix our taxes or our government work and our whole hole system so we can kinder keep It split up a little better What we lot got now sow is fe Substantial ment meat and that's that the thing that needs fl fixing n Never ever mind World Court am and disarmament and J all that Hoo 1 y |