| Show I r LIGHTS OF NEW YORK WALTER ALTER TRUMBULL L The secretary of a famous play wright recently called II up a noted au thor She was telephoning she said salli to report for the opening of ot hIs bis show which bleh his bis friends could have hue at al regu regular tar lar bos boi ottice prices Thank him for me we replied the theauthor theauthor author and tell lell him that I h have hare Te arranged ar ranged with my ml publishers to have a stack atack of ot my In latest book laid aside and that copies ma may be secured by m my close dose friends at the regular retail price without recourse recours to speculators e e e Science tas opened one mure more Job Jub to the blind A New York lIrk woman wh who lost loet her sight long ago Is employed as s a radio critic b by one of the largest Broadcasting companies The company bas bis found her opinion of program valuable e e eGus e Gus Ous Dorais football condi coach ul nt f e troll Is supposed strongly to 10 resemble Eddie Guest Oms the poet One Ihme way WilY to tell them apart Is to in wat h l Doris onil write a poem and finest mm mach h an un eleven Eddie tells me IIII That Hint Dorais Dora I s has hns two small suns sons 1111 who are as might be hI enthusiastic devotees dev of the pigskIn pastime H Ut Re Gently the mach coach ach stopped slop to 10 watch his progeny engaged in an sn exciting game gume lie was somewhat puzzled by hy the pres press presence ence ente of ot a ten year old who ow followed 1 Ih the action up and aDd down the lot with witha a large alarm clock hung around his hie u eck by hy a II piece of ot rope ropp Suddenly the alarm went off ort with a R terrific din dinand and ond pIa play was suspended It was wn then explained that the Ihl boy with the clo k kwas was the timekeeper lie Ile set 1111 the alarm to ring In III fifteen minutes which marked the end of a quarter S e e eThe The average o length of a hotel boil bed bedIs Is said to 10 be six feet frel six Indies Indle hot but lloyal Hoal tells lell me of one hotel thai has hns laid In a couple of dozen beds u II foot font longer loner This will he be good I news for such citizens as ns Un ert Erl I- I I E Sherwood Sher wood Jess I Ill I'll a and nIl others who didn't stop growing e e e II II N N. N Swanson who willi quilt editing spent several neels weeks In New NewYork lw York rk Inn but n now has returned to 10 Holly Hollywood a wood und These than Him c seem to lend an naive active tire lire Since Ial miler iner ni for de his has with the motion picture In Ilu the only way WilY to 10 to 10 him I comfortably Is to ride alon along beside him on a bicycle as he sprints from conference to conference S e e eIn In a penthouse on the West side of New e 9 York ork lives 18 a baron who was once stationed In Herman Africa a Filipino boy anti and a monkey The three appear to get along In perfect amity S e e eThe The Dutch Trent club which suspends sus during the sumer months has scatted Its lis luncheons luncheon again ably more well known n persons have spoken at nl this club than at al any nn other like organization In the world S e e About the only time that Ihal New Nework York ork youngsters get Itel a R chance to 10 see a horse Is III when llIn the comes to Mallison Square Whether hether or not this show makes the Ihl youth of ot the town 1011 long to 10 he be Is n question The huskers 1111 they bring to 10 these cham chant look slightly more danger dangerous ous ClUS than Ihan II lions on 11 and a city boys boy's lion might he be that they were wr better fur for l Ida hit lc game hunting than for tor riding Rut Iut It II does teach the city dwellers duellers the difference between the nod and the t II n 1131 mi rid 1111 Service |
