Show FLIGHTS L LIGHTS OF 01 NEW YORK WALTER A. A TRUMBULL I U Lp a 8 New York Vork bachelor who a was aaa most of us He Ue than smarter mirter low and ond sold many of M stocks the Ibe cro crash h. h nc Yet Set he was wasU U 1 em of before the men deep deeply C concerned 1 about one ene Ie e bad something present and renditions conditions Md and ihie be d did not fn Intend to to lose to I lost lose his money toney went Into Inlo go got of It L Some securities some went Into meat considerable sum he banks Us- Us Uso a o savings gold and put In safety delle de- de taco loto turned did not stint himself lie lle posit boxes boses considered necessities but ne tie CD that bat In lui- lui careful not to Indulge be os to no 00 time said laid It was He De urles around He lie Ie died the theether money Drop They haven't ha been able ohle to tn ether day The relatives certainly end dad a will will are S pacing Having a swell fight over his Ills estate es- es tate this makes me mil reason JA For some lome told tol me about of story a 8 friend th Dk a as an uncle of his It seems seems that thi t his bis money muney In n a manner code spent Led swi h members of his by with lIh alarm fisted leVied remonstrate family They used to tally with ab speak somberly of u II rainy deplore tile the economies urge ure waste which makes woeful To Tp their he best t Intended warn warn- togs Ing delivered only for his good the care would reply once to the poorhouse I may to go Too loa go so there there every el day I like m my a best The most expensive restaurants and the cheapest restaurants are ore the un ones that are getting olon along best In III Now New Tort lark these days The places In between between be he tween these two Iwo classes are 11 having ln a n tough tIme Even t the bootleggers are feeling what hat Is known n as os t the laP depres- depres lion sion Customers who usel used to hu buy fevers sev ers fn erol cases at nt a 0 time now purchase their liquids by the bottle There Is now v a contrivance ance on the market which fastened to the window Jow silences all nil the noises of the town tow bUe still permitting and even encouraging encouraging aging air to enter Willard Fairchild says lays that this Is well enough but that what bat really Is needed Is n a contrivance ne for windows In the country which will soothe the visiting l to slumber b b. b reproducing all nit the different different differ differ- ent sounds he Is accustomed Mr Sir Fairchild thinks that perhaps It might I have to have of taxi horns the rumble of the elevated and the flat wheels on surface lines lilies A goo good Inventor might go even eHn further It He Ile could arrange perhaps to sound the special note the voice of th the e city from h the visitor came It was a most conservative newspaper newspaper per and the most conservative person on It was os the gentleman of the old school who ran the clipping bureau or morgue It was on this timers old day off ofT that the chief editorial writer wished to make some Mme reference to the bomb homb outrage In Wall Street In n order order or or- der to be exact he sent for fur the clippings clippings clip clip- pings on that subject It was reported that no clippings lippIng could he found The editor was annoyed II said they must be bethere bethere there o asked Ski under what headings n a I search had hod been made lie was Vas told there was nothing under bomb reds explosions outrages an anarchists cataclysms phles or any other bead hlad which seemed to bear bellr on the matter They finally got In touch with the gentleman I of the old school Certainly It Is there thre 1 l he exclaimed Indignantly You will find all nil clippings concernIng concerning concern concern- on cern Ing It tiled Died under mishaps A city fellow who visited a n small village last summer thought It would I be romantic to t take e a young roun lady for tor foran foran toran an old fashioned buggy ride The only horse available belonged to the local grocer and general merchant This Thisted led ted to complications The man from flOID the metropolis couldn't steer leer a horse very ery well and the animal Insisted upon upon up up- on turning smartly Into the yard of ot any good customer and stopping at the back bock door It wll's the delivery delhery wagon horse and ond It knew Its Us stuff Most of the former New r-ew York Tork play piny playboys boys bors are now v plow boys bors Their foreheads foreheads fore fore- heads ore are furrowed furro and their spirits are harrowed From flying high they ha have ve come back to earth with disconcerting disconcerting disconcerting discon discon- force O. O tilt un Dell nett Service Bertie |