Show r s X V sWILL WILL wHit i BEVERLY R ell all I 1 knowIs knowIs know know- Is Just what little 1 read rend In the papers I 1 Isee Isee Somebody just sent me 4 d clipping see here and It says who has hns been leftoff left leftoff off oft and who added to the Social Regis It 1 I ter Now that Is a laugh slat 1 would be dropped If 1 I ever eHr got on for tor saying Of or all the undemocratic undemocratic undemocratic ofT off offhand cratic things you can think of ot Just hand that Is the prize Hooey a book to io tell you who Is a n good Parlor Hound and who Is a sort of a Mongrel around round the tea table off olf hand here that Polly roily I 1 see Bee Just J Lauder a niece of ot Harry Lauders Louden who married Gene GeneI GeneV I Tunney has lias been V I dropped from the Register If it she had married marriel a Soc Sor So- So r F- F c clety I a at t y Bootlegger silo she would have j made the grade but when she married Gene a man win had been a prett fare tare type of Gentleman Gentle i man who's fault tault In his profession prote sion slon was that he shook hands bands with you before knocking you Cuckoo why they right away said that roily Polly grade up to par She had been negligent In picking a Mayflower May Mayflower flower weed name never had been In Baloney sheet But Dut It had bad to tell In 10 there who ho she hod had promised to toLore Love Lore honor and break clean In the clinches with so In that way It had to name came Gene So In a kind of ofa a back ck alley way s lits name was In there not Intentionally but In there So I f guess that why they had to drop Pollys They left her In there for lor one car ar to see If It she repent and ard come comeback comeback back to Cocktail cavalcade but bAt ns as she wb why they Just got themselves a great big eraser and she dropped In Social oblivion lon And 1 i bet that Just dst about broke that girls heart For here she had hall sp spent nt a lifetime picking out parents who were eligible and now she had gone and flopped after alter working hard to make the grade and hero here at atthe atthe atthe the last minute flunk Now what can cnn she io po where can she g go got Decent people wont have hare anything to do with her Everybody will look at her Iter and sa say Bay Why Polly Tolly Lauder She used to be somebody and was fine and social but they dropped her right off orr the Book Dook and here she is practically Destitute of ot all the other members of ot the great Fraternity of those who are somebody by grace of ot proper tion and ordering enough books All of which gets us back to What U Is Society and what Is fa a Gentleman Well of ot course It Its I easy to define a Gentleman Gen a gentleman Is to my way o of thinking a man that can play golf goir and ana dont say so But as there is 1110 so few tew In Intact fact tact It U has bas been discussed whether there Is any at all Now as to What Is Society Society So- So Society clety is any band hand ot of folks that kinder throw in with each other and mesa mess around for Tor each others dill comfort Any ny ny little or big group o. o folks that sorter flock fiock are arc Society In some form or other The ones ol-es with the more money have hare more to eat and drink at their affairs am and their clothes cost more and so that called High Society Now the morals moral or personal behavior of ot its Members Member have bave nothing to do with it The oftener often er they crash the front page the solider they ther are in their fraternity And its it sorter No o matter who you raise up In your family Zoo why they naturally inherit your space In the Social Social So cial Register Your personal accomplishments accomplishments have hare nothing to do with it So for downright amusement in read Ing lug matter matter that that Register egister will compete with the Congressional Register am and College Humor Kinder Binder thought Mr Ir Cot Con f would ba have bae e to get round to crl tf I. I Its It's fine to Just keep baying every thing is great but about the only wa way to prove it to people people people peo peo- is for things to tobe tobe tobe be great Even Etien our old family tam fam lI ily doctor cant can't fool tool us We Ve are the one onetha tha that's ts t's got the atom aeh ach and we know whether its it's hurting or not So Calvin hopped bopped U Uon on the Farm Board In his Sermon ette elle The poor farmer cant can't get a break Just when It looked like he ha would be able to sell lell his land for real golf colt courses somebody Invents golf goll that you can play In the kitchen sink Oklahoma and Texas have an inal final primary system They have bave so 10 many seeking office that the first primary is I only to find out how bow many are desirous of ot living off I the State The second primary It is to eliminate 50 per cent of these The third Is to get rid of half halt of ot what Is left The fourth Is ls to eliminate any good man that might have e crept in by misso mis mis- I take Now 1 YOU have ha just politicians so 10 the fifth one is to I have In the two w worst ones one and they run It off 0 m 1930 JoL Yau ht lIt r lf he hc r |