Show I knot knot- BEVERLY ERL Well all In la the papers what bt I read Is II ju just juit week Hek last Awful lot In the apers naper or to EO about Mr ry Hoover and Mr iL Coolidge Joint appearance ap ap- l at the Hie Ei Harding Memorial J o co 1 tJ V-U. V Mr I r. r Hoover II put pu t pt E h. h 0 over v e r the best o l 1 speech lie He come right out and said I d dI told something to t y y bow how Mr Harding I- I J n fo bad had been Imposed upon by his own friends which bleh of course was the ab alJ I solute truth But nut Mr Coolidge you ou get him coming out declaring ing lag anything as definite as that Course Calvin made a good old straightaway just what you jou OU would expect expect ex expect a II Politician to say of any of his own Party touched on Politics rs ol or course and told what the Republican Part Party had accomplished under Mr liar Har ding Even In death they got to give the Grand Old Party a Boost But Dut Mr Hoover Hooter really touched on his human ess and then when he brought out so strong about how his friends had imposed im posed why that was a II fine rather a bra e thing for a II Politician to do Course Its exactly what a Man Dian In rea real life Ufa would do nut Hut when you ou are In Politics and depending on somebody to keep you jou In In why you ou rea aln aint able to act like real life It must have been a mighty nice affair Marlon Marion Is a pretty little City They say lay the Aeroplanes was flying over ove overhead head bead to ro much that you ou heathe hear hea the speeches l and It annoyed Mr Hoover er and Mr Coolidge very cry much What Is It that makes a Guy that ca can fly wait walt till a bunch of people gather gathe some place and then start In showing them that he can fly The They look Ilk like they Just walt wall till a crowd gather t to II Its generally some advertising advertis ing scheme Well If It they can read the add I 1 would think that its ill III effects I Ion on the crowd would more than offset the good If It they were advertising Three Strikes you ou are out Cigarettes o er a gathering I believe people would go right out of there and ask for Foul Tip Cigarettes even uen If It they smoke Just to get even uen with Ith the add Of course what this whole h le trip of Mr Hoovers was was the opening Chorus of the 1932 Follies Politicians will use any means to get their cause launched A Funeral or a tion or a a. Christening any occasion that looks Important why they will decide to launch along with the Chap Chap- lIns benedictions some of the promIses promises prom Isel of what the future holds In store for you ou if you jou OU are Just wise enough to retain the Then they dug up another monument monument ment or repainted painted an old one or something something some some- thing over In Illinois This one was to Abraham Lincoln another can Guess Mr loIr Hoover Just said Well lets do all this monument Circuit at once Get em all dedicated on one trip By Dy the way I was to dedicate dedi cate a Monument one time It was down home In Oklahoma in fact tact 1 I think It was on the Capitol Grounds at nt Oklahoma City It was a kind of a cowboy affair that some Lady had and asked In the deed to It to the State that I be the one to present It to Statue Lovers ers of my own Common wealth Well I 1 was vas all nil excited and tr try trying ing lag to learn Icam a f. f i cech that would fit a good Statue You see I 1 was handicapped handl handi- capped I 1 had no Politics 1011 tics to put over o at to occasion I 1 w going to run for a athing athing thing so FO that naturally leave lea me much leeway in inthe r the w way ay of ot a speech I had bad to confine myself almost almost al al- al most practically to Art and Statues and 0 Oklahoma k 1 II h 0 m a None of ot the three which have anything any thing In common l with each other Well I 1 was al digging and studying and d getting read ready to fly liy back and do the I secretly hoping that they would nave have a Barbecue in inn connection with Uh it it so 10 I 1 could do something natural nat ural and Lo and behold what hap bap- pens Well there was as big spread over 11 It tt and It had been there over OHr It ever ner since It bad had keen been eD there just Juit waiting for my unveiling Well Wei one of ot those Oklahoma ma Cyclones come along Chamber of ct Commerce o ot of Oklahoma kicks on that last statement kindly send und stamped envelope Well Wei this wind hit the Statue and the ol old Tarp wouldn't hold she was as strapped on with a Squaw Hitch instead in stead of a Diamond and away she blew The tarp landed in n Alfalfa BillI Bill Murray Murrays house down south louth before he hewal hewan I was wan Governor and It come In mighty handy as bed clothes for Bill Dill was sleeping mighty close to the boards about then So the wind was as really a I public benefaction and they wired me Immediately immediate I on receipt of the cyclone there Do Dora Doit t come Another Big Dig Wind has beat you to the unveiling and did aid It In one tenth ot of the time Jt would na have ha e taken n you joa 1 0 to blow Llo it o off If We Well I d- d dant nt know cow when I 1 ever Her felt to so non nOD l C JI M 51 It tile Inc |