| Show OUR BUDGET OF PUN SOME GOOD JOKES ORIGINAL AND SELECTED widows widow personal property tough times time and the parrot an unwarranted boast and jet loves Gre ettae OLLY meets me at the door when the toll of 0 day is oer when the summer sun at setting A flashing through the leafy retting fretting flecks with molten gold the floor with a smile 0 ot loves love 9 begetting molly moll meets roe me at the door molly meets me at the door neath the porch s fragrant store neath the sweet wistaria clinging with mth its purple clusters swinging and the apple blooms galore in her voice olce a welcome ringing molly moh meets roe me at the door molly meets meef me at the door fair as in the years ears before when our vows of love loe were spoken apohen and I 1 begg hegset ged the ribbon token at her dainty throat she wore with our love knot still unbroken moll jolly meets m beets me at the door molly me at the door ah pray pra god od for dermore eer more till my mv lat last faint breath ts is fleeting till my m heart has ceased its beating man ma she hp m met meet et me as of yore tore grant for aye ae with cheery greeting molly meets me at the door to have told at fr nephew how did you ou like the par rc ic I 1 sent you T nc acle rather tough nephew what did you eat him wh why he was a great talker ancl ap well why wh th durn tool fool say a so in european tyle style this hotel is run on the european plan isn t it asked the hungry look up ing gleit with the long hair and buckskin trousers yes es sah replied the watter waiter well I 1 time to look over the bill of fare rejoined the other resignedly sign edly bring me some english breakfast tea a hamburg steak swiss cheese some german fried potatoes and french coffee cake or vienna bread 1 I dont care a darn which chicago tribune her advantage mrs stalemate tc only to think of the way in which mrs ira T snapped up that wealthy mr goode it its s positively y disgusting uncle john naturally some of the other ladies are disappointed but they had no chance against mrs she s a widow you know and she haunted the matrimonial bargain counter the last two or three years tor for nothing boston transcript hla his unwarranted bout boast louise do you know that charley Fin nicks Is going around town bragging that he be kissed you the other night jessie why the horrible story tell i tr ir r he did no such thing it was I 1 that kissed him and he nearly fainted when I 1 did it too but the way with cowards they always are the greatest boasters cleveland leader very personal 4 r wilson has that charn charming ling widow any property bilson yes considerable wilson real estate or personal bilson personal she has six ahli children it want did you permit him to kiss idas your yon asked the old gentleman 1 I have to replied the sweet young thing indeed she had caught an up to date young man who knew too much u a to ta ask chicago post run ran for her does miss merry smile upon your suit omit champley Chum pley smile she laughs till an yon can bezi near her a block every time I 1 prop propose gosev detroit rr araa presa |