Show TilE THE MANAGER To W Along the roads road in a brand new rat car carthe the Manager goes humming The Manager 11 lives vis In a modern house with the latest plumbing Isis Ills lighting system and heating plant ate modern in their del design Ills His radio set is the latest thing in the costliest He lie shaves with the newest safety blade His HIli watch has the latest movement mo-ement His phonograph is the newest type and sports each new Improvement t Ills His golfing clubs ebbs are the latest kind and so Is his modish scenery But Dut his factory is a hospital h spital of obsolete machinery He lie never would think of driving round with an auto of 1908 1903 Or heating his house with a soft coal stove store or a leaky and draughty grate Or lighting with lamps of a bygone day or 01 using an old tin tub Such as was proper in six seventy for Cor taking a weekly scrub An ancient car and an ancient stove might still be staunch and stout Cut But he wouldn't try to make em do until they here ere alt worn out They'd be turned to junk they'd be buried sunk and their graves with greenery But the managers manager's shop is doing its work with Ith o obsolete solete machinery So the managers manager's brow is wrinkled deep as the labor cost keeps rising And the overhead goes up and up at a ft rate that is most surprising lie He le grumbles about the workingmen and the robbers pay they're there getting getting getting get get- ting And over their insufficient ways hes he's everlasting e fretting fretting- Yet all he hc needs is to get this thought implanted within his dome That That he ought to make his factory as modern modem as is his home That he ought to get adequate new machines and give all aU the rest the gate Along with the bathtub of six seventy and the auto of 1908 1008 Dy By By 1 |