Show WHAT A LIE an editor says say that it takes take money bloney to run a newspaper from fro the covington ohio gazette it takes money to run a newspaper st john kan news what an aggregation what a whopper it has been disproved a thousand times it is a clean case of airy fancy it take money to runa run 8 newspaper per I 1 it t can run without money it Is a charitable institution a begging concern a highway robber BG odfrey the newspaper is the child of the air a creature of a dream it can go 90 on and on and on when any other concern would be in the hands of a receiver and wound up with cobwebs in the window it takes wind to run a newspaper it takes gall gah to run ran a newspaper it takes a scintillating acrobatic imagination and a half dozen white shirts and a railroad pass to run a newspaper but money heavens to betsy and six hands round who ever needed money in conducting a newspaper kind words are the medium of exchange that do the business tor for the editor kind words and church social tickets when you see an ad editor with money watch him hell heil be paying bills bill and disgracing his profession fes sion never give money to an editor make him trade it out he liked to swap then when you die after having stood around tor for years and sneered at the editor and his little jim crow paper be sure and have your wife send in tor for three extra copies by one of your weeping children and when atte reads the generous us and touching notice about you forewarn her to neglect to send fifteen cents to the editor it would overwhelm him money is a corrupting co epting thing the editor knows it and what he wants is your heartfelt thanks then he can thank the printers and they can thank their grocers take your job work to the job office and then come and ask for halt half rates for church notices get your lodge letter heads and stationery printed out of town and then flood the editor with beautiful thoughts in resolutions of respect and cards of thanks they make such spicy reading and when you pick it up filled with those glowing and vivid mortuary articles you are so proud of your little paper but money soom scorn the filthy thing dont let the pure innocent editor know anything about it keep that for sordid d who charge for their wares the editor gives his bounty away the lord loves a cheerful giver hell hall take care of all the editors dont worry about the editor H he e has a charter from the state to at act as a door mat lor the community hell get the paper out somehow and stand up for you yon when you run for office and lie ile about your pigeon toed daughters wedding and blow about your big biff footed sons when whai they get a 4 per week job and weep avor your shriveled soul when it la Is released from your grasping body and smile at your giddy wife second marriage hell got get along the lord alone knows how but the editor will got get there somehow |