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Show AUCTION SALE OF G. O. P. Under the above caption, hand bills were distributed in our city yesterday, which makes funny reading, whether you believe it or not, says the Park City Record. Closing out sale of the Grand Old Party. As our lease with Un- cle Sam will expire on March 4, 1933, and our title to the political Jack Pot will be transferred to the sons of Wild Jackasses, we have decided to hold an Auction Sale on the White House Lawn in Washington, D. C, November the 8th, 1932, and sell to the highest bidder all our political stock of supplies now on hand, to-wit: 1 One political machine, 1921 mo- del, badly in need of repair; can be recognized only by its whistle. One moss-grown platform, with all its farm planks broken. One lage overbearing Mellon Vine, with several branches badly frost-bitten, classed as "Frozen Assets." One billion dollar crime wave, made to order, old enough to wean. Sired by Volstead and damned by everybody. Fourteen Million Moonshine Stills, all operating to full ca- pacity. Seventeen Thousand Stool Pi- geons, all full feathered. Seven Hundred Rum Running Vessels, just learning to swim, but know all the dives. Eleven Million Dinner Pails all of them empty. Twenty-one Thousand Miles of bread lines without a vacant space. One seat on the Board of Trade, good for any amount of wheat no profit guaranteed. Should the present "prosperity" continue, we reserve the right to sell under the Hoover Moratorium Plan: Free lunch at noon dough- nuts without holes will be served by the Farm Board. The Board of Temperance, Prohibition, Pub- lie Morals, Society of Reforms, will serve Roast Crow to the Wickersham Committee. Armed Guards will be stationed to protect the rights of Dolly and Alice to the royal seats at this luncheon. Come, everybody! Don't forget the date! |