Show WHY MEX SHOULD BE BACHELORS an englishman wins a prime tor for writing twelve good an english publication rec recently antly offered a prize for twelve best reasons should remain a bachelor why a man the prize was awarded to a mr samuel bachelor whose contribution is given below 1 if a man is naturally selfish for goodness sake let him always look after no 1 2 if his mother Is the best cook in the world let him stop with her 8 if whenever he be opens his mouth he be Is always putting his foot in it he be had bad better never propose to a girl 4 if he a thorough miser it wem blotter better for him to remain angular ly balser able zi 5 if he is generally a woman hater the isle a of let him become a hermit in man 6 if he be detests children and calls them pests he is evidently uncivilized and unworthy to frequent the haunts of a civilized community 7 if physically and constitutionally tio nally for matrimony it is less than criminal for him to mam guarr 8 if a man is ia blessed with a booi gooi he Is very ery unkind an and 1 s lister I 1 ster to whom even cruel he Is certainly unsuitable to any one alses el cs sister for or a partner 1 s salary ilary is earning 9 if a man than the woman whom he be right can calo to marry is earning eam illg let him rot marry her 10 if a man would be likely to pe to fer after marr marrianee marri iaze aee tile the compan of club associates goci ates and the of the billiard ta table ble to the sweet companionship of a wife and the ballod hapness of a homo boine let him bir reli frow thinking of carrying marry in arr ying ins 11 if a man will 1 be un unable able to maintain comfortably aa she lias has a wife as been used to and unless ha ham baa something lavt d toward future unforeseen eventualities he had better remain a bachelor for ahn poverty comes in at the door luve love flies out fit at the window 12 12 if lie would be unwilling nn willin to frankly and candidly tell before marriage everything of his past life which lu in the event of his bis marrying would if found out cause eudoc endless t s trouble and lifelong life long iong unhappiness let him by all means remain 9 single ingle |