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Show IQAWS By Viola Brothers Shore FOR THE GOOSE A WOMAN often goes around givin' young girls good advice to satisfy her vanity because she ain't got the opportunity to set 'em a bad example. An engagin' woman's faults is less annoyin' than a disagreeable woman's good points. Temper is an extravagance that you often wonder if people really get enough outa for what it costs them. FOR THE GANDER There's no law that says travel in' salesmen has got to look like travelin' salesmen, but wouldn't you think there was? A man seldom wins the playin' when he's playin' for the winnin's. Lookin' ahead'll make it easier for you to look back. And lookin' back now and then'll make it easier for you to look ahead. (CopyrlRht.) |