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Show DEFINITION Izzard How would you define a picnic? Jitters A picnic is a day set apart to get better acquainted with ants, bugs, worms, mosquitoes, chiggers, sand-fleas and poison Ivy. Fair Minded "Lady," said Plodding Pete, "that dog o' yours near caught me." "He did!" said the lady with the firm jaw. "I'll give him the worst beating he ever had." "Lady, be merciful ! If he finds It as hard to git anything to eat around here as I do, I can't blame him for reachin' out for the first meat that draws near." Limited Imitation "They say that George Washington sometimes used ultra-vigorous language." lan-guage." "I don't doubt it," answered Miss Cayenne. "Is it not unfortunate that only In this respect some of our modern mod-ern statesmen are able to Imitate him !" Washington Star. |