Gunnison Valley News | 1935-10-31 | Page 3 | Smiles

IT'S A FINE ART "Me father and a man named Dooley have, been fighting for 20 years, but now they've stopped." "Why? Did they bury the hatchet?-' "No; they buried Dooley." Exchange. Ex-change. , On Way to Fame Housewife How did you come to fall so low as to go around the country begging? Tramp It's a long story, mum, and It's now in the hands of my publishers. pub-lishers. I'm on my way to New York to correct the proofs. Wall Street Journal. A Real Accomplishment Mistress 1 can write my name in the dust on the piano keys. Servant Lor', mum, ain't education educa-tion a wonderful thing ! Everybody's Magazine. Double Reminder "Does you know vvhut you reminds me of, Liza? Brown sugar." "How come Ah is like brown sugar?" . "You Is so sweet an' unrefined."