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Show WARFARE HAS ITS DRAWBACKS. Automobiles may be almost as deadly dead-ly as war, but they don't make you salute all day and scratch all night. Publishers Syndicate. It is probably true that there are just as good fish in the sea as have ever been caught. In fact we have an idea that the smartest fish don't permit per-mit themselves to be caught. There are a lot of people who think that the League of Nations could settle all the difficulties in the world peacefully. But we are a little doubtful as to whether it could even adjudicate our prohibition question to the stisfaction of everybody. Charles Ranlett Flint, called "father "fath-er of the trusts," celebrated his eightieth eigh-tieth birthday in New York the other day and is still vigorous.-. We are glad to know about this. Our. free trade friends used to tell us that the protective tariff was the father of the trust. A famous doctor declares that love is a disease. And some fellows have found to their disappointment that it isn't always contagious. |