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Show tcr ofT without; men who stand on the street corners and make disrespectful disre-spectful remarks about women ; young men and young women who laugh an idiotic laugh every lime they say anything; a few scandal mongers; a few mischief-malting, s 1 i m y -1 o n g u ed goss i ps ; sco res o f men with the caboose of theirtrov-scrs theirtrov-scrs worn smooth as glass; men who can tell you all about finance, the weather, and how to run other people's business, but who have made a dismal failure of their own. Oh, that God Almighty would but give us a general reformation. Bingham Bulletin. The weather this week has been as variable as the moods of a young coquette. It looks as though we will have pnte a little building boom in Brigham next summer. It makes no di (Terence how little a boy is, when his mother scolds him she always says: "You ought to be ashamed of yourself,a big boy like you." Ex. A western editor, in answer to a complaint of a person that he did not give news cnouglad vised him whe news was scarce to read the Bible, which he had no doubt would be news to hi in. During the summer months the sun shines on United States territory terri-tory twenty-four hours of the day. When it is 6 p. m. at Aitoo, Alaska, it is 9:39 a. m. at Kastport, Me. We have received the first number num-ber of the Coalville Times. It is sparkling with bright, newsy paragraphs para-graphs and healthy-looking advertisements adver-tisements from the enterprising business men of that place. The people of Coalville are to be congratulated con-gratulated that they have no dull Timrs up there. "Books are friends who never quarrel, never complain, are never false; who come from far ages and old lands to talk with us when we wish to hear them, and are silent when we are weary. Good books take us away from our small troubles and petty vexations into a serene atmosphere of thoughtmoble-ness thoughtmoble-ness ar.d truth." 'Had I used printers' ink, I would not have had to suspend,"' says a Brooklyn business man, who has just failed. Tf you have a good thing to sell, you must let the people know it. This is one of the great secrets of success in this rushing age. The people have not I time to hunt you up. You must do the hunting or get left. Ex, A school teacher having instructed instruc-ted a pupil to purchase a grammar, the next day received a note thus worded from the child's mother: "I do not desire for Lulu shall ingage in grammer, as I prefer her ingage in useful studies and can learn her how to spoke and write properly proper-ly myself. I have went through two grammcrs and I can't say as they did me no good. I prefer her ingage in germ an and drawing and vocal music on the piano." Lelii Banner. A vory sensational case is about to develop in town. It is said by good authority that a certain young lady living in the western part of Kaysv'ille informs a very "numerous" "num-erous" young gentleman of our city that unless he takes her to wife in short order there will be a breach of promise proceedings commenced. Perhaps the youth will now learn that a sweet young lady is not a fool toy hut a real live person, big as life and twice as natural. Kaysville Etgie, According to a recent decision of 1 the courts, a man who wants to go ' faster than his neighbor who is ahead of him on the road has a right to pass. If he is prevented by the other, and an accident happens hap-pens because of the hitter's interference, inter-ference, the obstructionest is responsible re-sponsible for the damage. No man, in the eyes of the law, has a right to infringe on the rights of hid neighbor or to check the latter in passing hi in on a public thoroughfare. jioiii! nnisii limmls. The Bakery has a change of ad tod a y. W. IT. Bootlie, Jr., life insurance i agent, returned this week from J miite an extended trip into South-. I cm ('tab, Things are- livening up down tln-re. New mines ami pros- j : pe.-tive railroads arc creating con- siderable business activity. Every town has a few liars: a ! smart Aleck'' or two; some pretty girls; more loafers than it needs; i a woman or tvo that tattles; old j fugies that the town would be bet- |