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Show insist on his kissing yon that you may smell his breath. Never again to come to the table, with hair in crimpers and wearing a soiled kimono. Never again to subject pa to spells of lachrymose reproaches, telling him that he doesn't love you sny more. For lovers, married or single: Never to miss an opportunity to tell thee'ear old story over and over again. Never to lose the coquettish elu-siveness elu-siveness that makes lovers so delightful delight-ful to each other. Never again to spend the sweets of young lover souls in cheap flirtations when there is such a world of real happiness at your command. Never to become insensible to the delicious tremblings and flutterings of your own heart, or to become lax in all of those lovely attentions and giv-ings giv-ings that help to keep a keen response a-thrill in the heart of the beloved. NEW YEAR "NEVER AGAINS" Suggestions for Husbands, Wives and All Lovers, Married or Single, That Are Timely. If you haven't thought up any, here are a few timely suggestions: For hubby: Never again to spend a moment out of the presence of the wife unaccompanied by a trustworthy guardian appointed by her, who will report faithfully all of your doingrc, even to the irregular quiver of an eyelash, eye-lash, or the drinking of soda instead of buttermilk. Never again to be such a brute as to want to stay at home when the wife wishes to go out, or to wish to go out by yourself when wifie desires de-sires you to stay at home in the bos-em bos-em of your family. Never again to growl, grumble or swear, or pretend to be asleep when the wife pokes you in the back and asks you to walk with the baby in the middle of the night. Never again to threaten to forbid tradespeople to allow the wife credit if she and the girls do not cease their extravagance when the monthly bills come in. Never again to forget to peck wifie on the cheek upon leaving her in the morning and coming home at night, to tell her that her frightful new bonnet bon-net is a perfect gem, and that her "fourteen-year-old'' short dress is al-tpg al-tpg ether too old-looking for her youthful youth-ful figure. For wifie: Never again to make biscuit for breakfast until you have tried them on your own digestion for a few weeks in the absence of the rest of the family. Never again to notice pa exchanging exchang-ing glances with the pretty girl across the aisle all the way downtown. Never again to keep the lights turned on when pa has been detained downtown "on business," in order to see what time he gets home, or to |