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Show ton mmr howiand fGLOOMYl V A r ' t If I had a yacht and a private car, And a castle high on a hill somewhere; some-where; If my scarf pin shone like the evening star, And I had the finest clothes to wear If I, In short, were a millionaire, million-aire, And could work or play, as my fancy turned, Do you think that I should be free from care, And could rest unceasingly un-ceasingly unconcerned? If I had all that money will buy And money will buy a lot, you know If mv wealth were great and my station hlKh, And my debts were all paid long ago. If my fame had spread and my strongest strong-est foe Wore clanking chains In a gloomy cell, If my hair remained where It used to grow, Do you fancy I'd think that all was well? If I were blessed with the blessings which Are plainly enumerated here, If I had fame and were also rich, And moved In the highest social sphere, . I should still consider this planet drear. And forget the yachts and the private cars ; I had to let coffee alone last year, And now I am forced to give up cigar. |