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Show REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. The longer ago a woman was born, the easier she can remember to forget for-get when it was. A queer thing about the lies you tell is howi.irazen they seem when you near somebody else tell the same ones. The reason a girl li'kes to wash her hair is how romantic it would be to have a prince catch her drying it all down in the sun. No matter now much a woman is sure a man loves her, she wishes it 'was more so she could ask him to eay it in bigger language. One great trouble a woman saves herself by marrying a preacher is how she doesn't have to nag him to get him to go to church. New York Press. |