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Show I l, UIIYMINU CllllOMCI.KS I . , Tho Fronlimoit think themselves qulto p" J "marl, ') J To wrlto mill publish rhymus "- J Hut wo, tho Sophs, can do It too, 'i" Our vorsos houikI llko chlmos. Wo will toll nil that's liapuncd t:. In tho school houno on tho hill, k .nd Homu things liavo'nt happened yot Dut wo bplloo thoy will. f ' STA'IK FAIR fcS&v Wo hud Homo absences this weok, Wm- Hecnuso ot tho Htnto Pair, Ps' , Did YOU go up to Hnlt Iike town MSwj yH Wfl B11W you thoro, h&y And when you saw tho project booths Bffi5' W'u wonder If you know, Kb Our Olddlugs had hIx men up thoro, BpV Whcro other l'rofs. had two. !Rt j Old A. 1 high Is In tho lead, iBP1 ' Bcll00,s ,,int tv? l0 shlno; w ' And when It comet to Sinlth.IIughLS HaW ' work, ' KJ&T 'I'lio others fall In lino. WMklm' He5f' One Smith-Hughes project well ful- vEBm ""0l1 HSn A Stnto Fair honor moelH, BbPq Have- you neon thu Rood exhibit EssL' Delbort (Irocnwoud has of boots? SKSi.i v An ftWurtl fr his good projoct ffigKl Hoy Wagstaff Is having now, WmjJA ,lu exhibits with hor Utter, Brail A spotted l'olnnd sow. !K l.uclan Crundull, John Huckwaltor Hffi Aro also doing stunts. n Thoy aro up thoro culling poultry, Hk Tho layers anil tho runts. HHwi H HMAKTY W&y Pathor: "Now what's tho old hen H&'j eating them tacks (or?" Ks&l Harry (Just homo from college): KH "l'erhnps she Is going to lay a carpet" HPflwaT ai a at i THE F1RK wSmM On Thursday ot last week a fire H&' Got started In tho coal, HluL. It scared us until wo couldn't speak BPfajur Thon wo wore asked to loave the KF school, R"l, For fear It might blow up, HK Though wo wore cautioned to koop Ifr co0' nd i 0,lr temperatures were up. Htti, i Buft- How tho smoko did fill tho building jHffij On that sunny school day. HPj Till It made us fool llko wilting, HL So wo nil ran away. Hgg That afternoon when wu caiuo bock qK4 'Twas a hard task to stay HE? For when I think about thut smoko H My head does bcciu to sway. Hn Ittit now that tho excitement's o'or. H ' There Is no need to fear. R' For tho saiiio Jlro can start no more, n So let us nine good cheer. H HI A SAD THOUGHT Hft "What could bo more find than a HH man without a country?" fcollngly WBs asked Mr. Holmsteud ot his history B class. Hi "A country without a man," re. HB- sponded u bright girl just as feelingly. S H CKNKHA1. KMS H' Knrollinent looms up ery lurgv B, This season, so they say, And they will havo to soon enlarge, The study room some way. Wo'vo been assigned our seats onco more, ..In our huge study hall. .... Tho students hnvo como back galore With cheerful faces alt. Our algobru Is very gay, Unlcis wo alt got stuck. Home problems that seem hard today Are easy If you'vo pluck. Domestic .Science too Is flno, Treats us on dishes rare, Wo soon will go down thoro to dlno, Don't you wish you wore there! And now dear old Thoology Will teach us how to live, To treat tho poor with charity And unto others giro. Now JuIIub Caesar's death Is o'or, And Urutus near hln ond, WV1I study Hhnkcspoaro all thu moro, Ko'll pleasure to us lend. Wu study hard from moon till night, (Thoy Btock tho lessons high) Then dream uhout thorn till 'tis 1'ght, We fenr they'll roach tho sky. Hut though thu troubles como and go, Our school li thoro to stay. And thoro we'll go and try to show Our gratitude each day. Thon hall to our old A. F. High The red and whlto shall wavo, And lead us to perfection nigh And saw) us from tho gravo. KAUI.Y SOCIKTY llrother llramwull: "Can you toll mo who dwelt In tho Onrdcu of Kd-enT" Kd-enT" l.lttla May: "Yes sir tho Adamses" STUDY Oh, wouldn't it Just bo Jolly, And wouldn't It Just bo gay! If wo'd fly nt our books and lessons Tho way wo rush out to play? A toboggan or two In hlsory, A tug to tho top of tho hill, Then salt from the top, without over v ' a stop, ' You'll know It, I'm sure that you will. ' T tell you It Just would bo Jolly If wo'd study the way that wo play Twould tako half tho time and I'm wry sure I'm doing to study my lesson that way! (AIU5 YOU?) & x " .1 t-a - - .- t , THK WAY IT SOUNDUD Mr. Nlolsou: "Wliat soup Is this?" Miss Wtilto: "It's bean soup" Mr. NlelHcn: "I know It has been soup, but what Is it now?" MARY'S MTTI.K COM! Mary had a llttlo cold, Which started In hor hoad, And evcrywhor0 that Mary wont That cold was suro to spread. Shu took It Into school one duy, "Thoro wasn't uny rulo," It made tho children cough and sneeze To lmo that cough at school., Tho teachers tried to turn It out They tried hard, but "kcrchool" It didn't do u bit of good. For teachers caught It, too TOO KKMOTK lupll: "Teucher. may I b- absent this afternoon? My aunt's cousin is dead" Teacher: "Well Yes I suppose so. but really I wish it was some n-nrer relative." "Irj the twM - A Hottentot Tot It it Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot To talk ero tho tot could totter, Ought tho Hottentot tot To bo tnught to say "aught" Or "naught" or what ought to bo taught hor? If to hoot and toot a Hottentot tot Do tnught by a Hottentot footer, Should tho footer get hot If tho Hot tentot tot Hoot and tool at tho Hottentot tutor. TOMMY'S IDKA Mr. Steolo (in Ulology class). "What is tho highest form of animal llfo, Tommy?" Tommy: "Thu glraffo." THK NKTV STKPS Solomon Grundy, Hcsttntcd Monday, Ono stopped Tuosdny, Tangoed Wednesday, Umc ducked Thursday, Maxlxed Friday, Half and halfcd Saturday, And ns there was nothing to learn ex- copt Frulann, which lsnt popular yet, llcsted on Sunday This Is tho end Of Solomon Qnindy. |