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Show Time Thrown Away. ''So ye've learned to play th' fiddle while away to college?" said the aged grandfather as the nephew, fresh from his alma mater, hurried into the kitchen to greet him. "Yes," replied the enthusiastic youth. "I've been through all the scale books and most of the exercises and am now studying a concerto!" "Good!" ejaculated the old man. much pleased. "I presume ye learned th' 'Money Musk'?" "No, not that" "Nor th' 'Turkey in th' Strnw'?" "No." "Nor th' 'Sailors Hornpipe ?" "No." "Then," said the old man, with transformed demeanor, "ye haven't learned th' first rudiments!" Circle Magazine. 1 'NM |