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Show THERE WITH A REPUTATION Doubtful and Humiliated Hubby Now Probably Believes Wife Can Keep a Secret. "The late William Rotch Wister, the father of American cricket, might also be said to have been a godfather of the feminist movement," said a woman writer at the Acorn club in Philadelphia. "Mr. Wister," she continued, "abominated "abomi-nated that type of husband who treats his wife like a child, refusing to take her into his confidence. I once heard Mr. Wister tell a story about a Ger-mantown Ger-mantown man of that sort. "The man came back from a business busi-ness meeting wherein the future welfare wel-fare of himself and his family was vitally involved, but he declined to tell his wife what had been the meeting's meet-ing's outcome. " 'Oh, no,' he sneered, 'I can't tell you anything. You'd repeat it if I did. You, being a woman, are constitutionally consti-tutionally unable to keep a secret.' 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