Show the key hole by the desert rat well folks I 1 just did make it back to town as my old mule sure foot don t get along as fast as he use to guess we are both getting just a little weary from roaming the hills and desert all these years and this new uranium boom does not help any as all these city folks have rushed out and staked all the land where ever they could drive a car to so now we have to get farther back in the roughest country you ever saw to find some of that new kind of yellow gold which every body has gone crazy over the first thing I 1 notice when I 1 got to town was all those holes in main street was no longer hole that street commissioner sure is on the ball because before that newspaper man that publishes the paper OB on thursday but don dont t get it printed until saturday could get his paper out the holes all had been plugged so that street commissioner wins the first bath in the fur lined bath tub the next thing I 1 noticed as I 1 drank my weekly cup of city coffee was that the newspaper had finally gone to press or what ever they call it and that the office mouse he should have a name so from now on it will be tiny had talked the editor into printing the article I 1 slipped under the door last week so in that case I 1 got up enough cour I 1 age to slip this under the door drinking that henry mountain spring water sure has a strange effect on folks and while on that subject I 1 am going to have to do a little research or investigating to find out why a certain canyon abo about t 40 10 miles south of here is called keg jiing canyon could be hat li 11 ayue ayle some of the early settlers used kegs to contain some of that spring wate which probably was very potent potent speaking of research or investigate invest igat ing mar Z business I 1 have often wondered wham the women folk play when they wear play suits guess I 1 had better stick to huntin ng uranium hot rocks saw in the paper a few day ago where in some of the foreign coun tries a fellow could trade a geiger counter for two wives one geiger counter gives you enough trouble lee but if you wanted two wives why trade off the counter just go to short creek arizona what a pleasure it is to tell some of these strangers that come to town and ask is there any uranium a round here I 1 just say see those henry mountains that big bubble san rafael swell san rafael reef that row of rocks setting on end green river and other sources well there is uranium running out of 0 them all and the reason you have not heard about it was that moab had the newspaper and all the pub lacity while green river has the uranium and speaking of uranium why couldn coulden t these big ore trucks be routed one block east of main street in going to loading ramps instead of using main street the paving is giving away especially at int internee ersee tion of main and arld highway those big trucks are too much for the paving on making the turns I 1 hope that all you old miners got yow your chest x rayed to see how radio active you are while fhe the x ray unit was in town best deal you ever had costs you nothing I 1 am not going to say anything more about those weeds that little children get lost in unless they are not cut by Water mellon day as I 1 and prid sure foot are going to make a special effert to get here on that d day y and fill up on those glod water je melons lons I 1 hope we can find the park as somebody said that was where be the boys with the big knives were going to operate we had better get out of town as it is s getting dark and we are not use to hese these bright city lights they could get et a fellow in bad so until next seek week adios |