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Show KIND A SNUGGLY By T. G. Did you ever sit up In a box at a vaudeville show In a crowded house And give the mob the Once over When the lights were dim and run your eye Along tho different rows of seats And see Gwendolyn and Harold Close ranks? Whenever the electrician gets busy The snuggle is almost as quick As tho change in lights, And tho experts can slide A trembling hand Under the arm of a chair Over it, around it or Any other place the other hand Waiting for it Is. If Gwendolyn is petite she Nestles under Harold's shoulder Like a sick kitten . To a hot brick; If she has something on him in Avoirdupois she smothers him So he can't shake his shoulders When he laughs at the bum Jokes. And looking along the line The methods vary very little; In the meantime a lot of worry, Furniture, electricity and gas Is being conserved at homo At the expense of the theatre, And it makes it nice for those up stairs, Cos if the show is rotten The Abelardes and Heloises down in the Paddock are instructive and entertaining and The best part of the show is not always On the stage. Lots of fur is being worn This year, But it doesn't seem to be necessary Except as a protection Out of doors you know, no foolin', .The furrier hasn't a chance . In competition with u The regulars at tho vaudeville or movies, And" if you don't believe it Look 'em over Down in tho parquet. , , Why, some of them don't know when tlio show qfe. is over, ' And like the blind leading the blind Walk out in a daze; ' ', She star gazing at a vista ., Of solitaires and he H- Figuring silently on whether , ' ' He can put one over and make the ring Serve tho double purpose of what It is intended for and be a Christmas present as well. Maybe the grasshoppers and susceptible Men are alike because The chickens get them both, but I'll say The electricians in the show shops give them jf, A lot of help, No foolin. |