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Show ,v .n ",ia!f ,1.ii-ii 1,'Y.vi- !iys in him-., ,11,1 :l.yM lil.iiak tin- l-iim, s!iiv,-l- i t:!,iliiil-.s intn a sa, k I.I' Mm-lilaz. Mm-lilaz. s ill ..ll II!. tin.'-. Wiiv i ,s't v. t. ii.vvk a 11' -rty ;,;,. in l;:i:u:ii t'ily. wilh th'1 .'ri al l'.ar ul' '.'Ul- lii-!iia-il cilllill-v :,n-tai.tly I!.itiii8 !'" it l..fiy aiilli.it? il'i-a ui-ll v.a- riaui-liihrr. ! iiuv, in -i-.ns runi- hy, v.i- Mi-ri-V., at tu slaml ami -.'ilia- uith rhilil--h uuiiil.-i- ami ui 1 mi en tii hi at tin ".iir- ami -tri,i-s as lla-y .r.iuill avi,l in tin' liri-i-zi' fi-'iin tin lizzy li.-i, !,t nf tin- S.l,ai.li,l i.,li a hi'-li oni-i- illl-fil 'I'iiIk rii;,,-l, .uaiv. Tu ii i-hil.l, tin- sialit i.-',,'iii-lii-ial. aa-i--insjiii-'ni!.f; yi-a, rvi'r iiii.ih'iiii. (livi- us a lilna-ty ulr. SuMi.; Tiiiiiaurrlliss. uni,l'S-.-i--.ant -na-sniis think tin-la- sli.iilhl In in iii.ru-iilinility ilisi-i-i-nihk- in i. n-sj,:i,,-i-. ami "ul' i-.iursi', tin it'usj,;ij,i-- lias mi It', linit!" tln-y .ri- -'Miullrss t-.ii-ior.itioiis," u t'-rn. titll H'lii.-li u i' si-rihi'S take sm .r,.,,!,- il.-li:.-t.t in ivhip-.iii.; tin -aili-niiils. A iit-isian-r innocrnl I' in, lit i.llialily is a .slow, ilry, illl llltlll. lllliLlll'IV.SllllL! Ci 'I liJ, I I.H1 1 - ratiun nf .nnl for-nnthiii'.jiifSH. A man who can't hctLiT a j-ajn'i- h lis nun nrijiinality. cci.-t'iilricity u niiiviilnalily. if you jilcaso. woulti ififurm a hrrnic puhlic strvirp 1 iliriiwin fill' thi- 'ci.litui'ial ykc" U ;ain :i far ni.n'o iTiuuniTalivc live iihoinl hy niaxin.ii f"'' !' liht-ral coin-mission, coin-mission, Iho. fancy old sitting hens of his ncihhorhonil to stop cluck in and lay eggs. To thoroughly satisfy yourself or he "feeling" qnahtics or sonsiliil ity of a newspaper, you have simply to goad any paper with a sharp in--.tnuui'nl, or speak disparagingly ol' it, ami see how ipiickly it will tun, ind Imry its deadly sting into .our very (puck. It's not only In1 country weeklies that are char .teterized with this keen huniari son -ihilily, hut the hig metropolitan la il ies as well. Tiiin'(iiTij:ssNi:ss if tliecurpe of Hie aire. Kx. That hits the girls rather ton hard. A tn; r. t M n v i-iioi'i,': pray ino! fn thi,,-, liu-y .1.. not ikh-.I. K-c. That's a do'.vn-riglit liht'l on heftvrn. A C"Yi 'i'..: s man Xi.viat owns nny th; ii- - -r.v. N..I even !iis own Imart, '"causi he liaint got none." ',:: r i:i: a mn ;r.'i nia-l In' Uiil hi, n eii. IVhaw! he doesn't eith.T; il some otlicr fool he wipes out. Til KY SAY ANIMAI-S SWOnt, men perspire, but young ladies "get in a glow." How nice what a "perfectly "per-fectly lovely" diMii.ction. Ani'NiiA.WE of FiiKsn air and sunshine in a sick room, or in f.iet in any place, arc the lest ofmedi-ci ofmedi-ci ne or preventives of disease If yoi' woci.it i,n r me tip yon must lie nit lii::her gnniint, Imerson. 1 (iuess the crude hut expression j phrase "gimme a boost," wasn't known in Kmerson's day. A riti's iiika oka I'Aiti.oi: probably ia llrtl il bas n lii-r mud ptifj.llo in the center of it. Kx. Yes. a big puddle of cakes, beer and Tom and Jerry and only himself him-self to swallow it. Tiiky say "'Ai.coiioi. is the mother uf sorrow." Glory will forever sit enthrowned upon the head of (he worthy wiio will scurry around; ti.i.l t!u- f.ith.T of ICing Alcohol ami u nit- his venerable nhl neck. rr-.;;:!;i: ,i:i-: i.v two known bair-1 bair-1 -; hotel's iu the world; ine io AnHr.ilia and one i;i Anteriea. 'I'lii b .l;!i-c of their skins is silk ai.d siii..oLh, ;;nd they pcrspifi tSiii-1 ;h lln ir n.-si s and mouths, instead in-stead of the usual way. They never su .'.i I t !iro'i' h the .or. s. A 1 1! 1 o to i:t: c.ntr.iry or al l'lf-ci ii. ad.-, i- a good motto ol rial l.i.-li-'t.s or jiarti.-s. The lr pui.!ic.',i i,r.iT.' nl the country . dh i'.in ly an f.-.c -iti.i!i, iii.d 01 s.iclliu.' the u..rd Chili, "c'l, u i.lle ll.e Pe,n..er:i;s less ,-tnb horn, p.-r-i-leiilly s;..'ll Chile. "'.'Iii!':." The u.-'c of these niaiii-111 niaiii-111 dii Ictlers "i" and mi-hl. with 1. ro!d, b construed into ;i rf.d!y s-dui tive plank 111 their l -;.ec::ve plat f..: ins. I r i - M'i.- r lauylia'ilf lo see hmv tin- prt .s a' our entire hi-r eonntry lit rally exinlllMs anil spoils iiself i.. t this ilisiynilieant tiiili.in ali'iir. Tills vas! expendilnie of elfflrif spirks and printers' ink is ( trii.iii.Hy linli.-r.i'.is. Why, iliittle I nili .In. -' i't walk ill tho straiyht a ' I i. 'rri-.v n 'th. nl! o 'r irreat old Ti':-; 'S"ii has t., ,, js j,, seul |