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Show H In Vaudeville H Stranger "Beg pardon, but are you H ' Miss Brown from Providence?" H I Miss Brown "No, sir! No, indeed! B I am Miss Brown from choice. "And yet she ought to bo a refined H "Why?" i "Someone is always straining her B j to his breast." VJ , Gerald "My dog knows as much as H I do." H Geraldino "But you never wear a H muzzle." H J Teachor "What does a volcano do H t with lava?" H Puzzled Pupil "Give it up!" H i Teachor "That's right!" H The early bird when cold winds nip, If As 1 have heard, may catch the pip,. ( On this thought i I bid you ponder ' Absence makes The hoart go yonder. E |
