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Show Smile. The world is full of lion-fighters, but nearly everybody will run from the hornet. The Rani's Horn. Talking of the thieves of the present day, the greatest pirate of wld was a mere Kidd to them. i'jjiladelphia Times. All the drummers are evangelists, and would convert country merchants mer-chants to their way of thinking. Xew Orleans Vicaune. The difference be ween the editor edi-tor and his wife is that his wife sets things to rights while he writes things to set. -Yorkers Statesman. He: You don't think I stay too late do you? She: No. My ciui- plaint is the other way. He: You i mean I leave t o early? She: Xo. You come too early. Texas Sift- iugs. j A base ball crank remarks toe ! fact that there are few young men among thi eric keters. lie has probably never seen them during the earlier years of the fiust inning. Chicago Post. "Lushingtm has a wife and six , young childre-i. and he is drinking I himself tj death. Shocking, isn't j it?'' "On the contrary. lie has a ten thousand dollar life inuiranee, j and it's the most profitable thing ; he can do;'' II irvard Lampoon. |