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Show bia.iDON'T WORRY ABOUT THEIR GOWNS A'lof. &f SHpriliielid SOUla aro being har-fJjWtyl har-fJjWtyl u'st because of iiih gOWn& s'oilio women aro Wearing. The sympathetic souls are liltfriflOd whether for the moral or physical slate Of lite women, or for what senators call "tho state of llio nation," no man can say. And they arc wasting wast-ing tlioli' Liliio- are those symyathotic souls. I'ljo Olllei' (lay a man came into the club and pulled 'soirie' fellow's about him and told them In "baited" breath that liC gol fl Woman between him and tho sun, and he could sec riglll through her clothos soo as high as hor knees. (Bus-noss-of great shock, -with breath suspended en-iroly. en-iroly. bait and all; eyes bulging and a -sort of 'chao-andrrOlu-nightreprGiDi generally) . Virthoffrst placebo "ufas in 'darned poor business maneuvering' a woman into the reveal-ng reveal-ng oyo of Jho suihafcjway, if he did it to spy )ii the coiftcliled 'pontons of her body. And in ho second place, there was no reason for getting rftiORli'&ven if he did soo "rts high as her knees." Ho know she had knaos, didn't ho? Ho knows all womon have logs, doesn't ho? Or does ho think thoy pin their shoos on tho edge of their What a woman wears ought to bo hor businessand bus-inessand it is until some foolish man comes along and makos it his business, too. Womon wriuTchft ,woar extreme costumes if thoy didn't know tlioyjoan jolt a sonsatibn into! tho salacious. GivonT gonornllon of men (,hat didn't care a whoop whotlier women wbro peekaboo or pea-jackets, pea-jackets, and' tho woihon would wear something comfortably Po&jaojcetsarp just a$ protty as tho peokabo6 Bui wonlon' aTB natural artists. Thoy Jlikq to ovqato offocta. Thoy aro-ofton innooonl-' innooonl-' jly. enough fond of making sqnsations. And if you think they didn't onjoy it whop thoy soo tho masculino oyo jUnip, you aro mistaken. But don't worry about lhon-or their clothes. Thoy will' corno down to reasOn just as soon as Jat doesn't pay them to put in tho spectacular. v. ... Foi the ioWoSl-clIt collars and The widosl-opoh itecks arO obsei'Ved on those ladles with fronts fts flat as' thoif fathers j tlio girls vflo XiDUld hold a plumblino in the teeth,! the lead swinging free and clear to the sidewalk. Tho girls with tho thinnest skirts this is tho consensus of opMiiion held by tho man who "gets them between him and (He sun" is the girl with at least one bow leg usually two. Really protty women are gtffo of thomsoives. Thoy know thoy aro good from lop" to toe and thoy aren't afraid any one will doUbt it. Don't examine too closely the sort that invites in-vites you to do tho scanning. Ton to one you will come away shocked at tho disfigurement you and tho sun discover. |