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Show II SHOULD WORRY. Sir Thomas Upton is reported to be modifying his challenge. I've never soon a turtle germ, I never guessed its powe", but if it does what they affirm, I'm for it from this hour. -First Citizen Are you a member of tho Women's Wom-en's Press club? 1 Second Citizen O, no; I'm actively engaged in newspaper work. Couslt that day worth ton bloodless duels that I sees no actress robbod of jewels. Gertie Hoff-I Hoff-I man wires: ( "Please deny report that I was robbed I of my jewels in Pittsburgh last. Thursday. Tho H robbery occurs next Tuesday In Detroit." fl A paradoxical parody: "Then it would snow, snow, snow all o'er the city it would snow, snow, snow; far Into April and In May and then on Decoration Dec-oration day " and so on. Now we know why the brass foot rails are provided. pro-vided. A judgo in Pennsylvania, rendering n ponderous opinion, statod that "many upright gentlemen get drunk." Now that Napoleon's grandson has boon discovered discov-ered in a western lumber yard splitting wood, we can't help alluding to the fact that he must take after his mother's side of tho family. Tho last congress appropriated over a billion dollars to run the United States. If it cost wlco that much it would still be the world's greatest bargain, for it's worth it. If you ever doubted the truth of the statement that "what you want and what you got aro altogether al-together dissimilar," look over the weather report for Easter Sunday. |