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Show i PEBBLES. ' Miis Ki.ntr Who is poinjf to ive i the tm.le away:1" MUs lYrl "1 eoukl, j hut I wuuhin't be so mean." l'liiki- drlphiu lieeoV.L -SHK U very distant in her mauner." i 'Distant: W hy. tier disposition is so I freezing that she is constantly taUiny .i:old tvum it." Yarmouth port Item. I 1'at "i hone yees live furever. and linens yeos btand a (food chance. Uft i Toime is an ((irishman." Father Tom "How do you make that out?" Tat ' "Diil yees rev'reiiee uivor hear of Toime O'Duv?" Smith, Gray A Co.'s ' Monthly. I A Nkw SpKrtKS. Circus Man (hunt-I (hunt-I inf.' for a stray elephant Have you seen a ?trane animal arouiut here?" Irishman "llep'orni, Oi haw that; there wiis an iujur-rubber bull around here pullin' carrots witl his tail." Harvard Har-vard Lampoon. l'.utsoN "1 have heard, Mr. lVtti-john, lVtti-john, that you would like to attend my ehureh, but cannot alTord to pay anything any-thing for a pew'.'" IVtlijohn "Yes, .sir; my expenses are lurye and my income is small." 1'arson" Itut your wife tells me that it costs you one dollar and fifty eeuts to ffo ti.shiny every .Sunday." J'ettijohn "Well, that's all she knows about it. It costs me at least two dollars." dol-lars." J uiig-o. |