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Show OBSERVATIONS. James J. Hill says that women cann not keep money, bu,t he doesn't aU tempt to explain why they should. ( For every child born in England the government pays the mother, $7.20. Enough to pay the month's malted milk bill. The high-costers might have spared us our home pots. But they dldn,'t. I The market on pythons has advanced I $5 a foot and on lions and tigers the I prices are almost prohibitive. . I A certain joy writer says it Is I easier to live on $15 a week than on I $16,000 a year. I'd be willing to ex f perimenc. I I It Is feaid that the pronunciation of 1 Mexico is Mo-hl-co, with the accent 1 on the first syllable, followed wl.tU a gargling ti'eatment of the "h". Ono T thing the Mexicans can understand 13 1 the word "cannon." It is unlvorgally, I pronounced "deadly." ( I y I A painting of kuerotla stabbing I herself brought $130,000 at auction I while the painting of a gentloman a I pitiful $2C,000. Thus does Fate dc-( 1 tormina status. 1 :js I The world ought to know better fi Two English scientists have agreed that It i s711, 000,000 years old. $: & By the way, which party In Mexico! is rebellious? In Kalamazoo one of the churcheSI is to servo free lunch a the morning morn-ing service. To carry the idea out properly beer ought to go with every, sermon. James Croelman says that Colonel Roosevelt narrowly escaped being a lawyer. We might say the same for a lot of fellers who are practicing law, In Salt Lake. A Now York woman is being sued for a board bill of $14,000. She hag an appetite to be proud of. " A Jersey man who lived to bo ri eighty years old holds sea water to" be the elixir of youth. Ho ought to; fi try Sal tair. B |