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Show H I WISPS FROM THE WASTEBASKET. B Men are like shoos: when they are B too tight they are nuisances. B Men may come and men may go, B j but thoy haven't anything on the B overage cook m f Just because a girl Is "flighty," it's B no sign she's an angel. B u When a man overflows with animal B I spirits, the quadruped in question is B I usually a jackass. Bjf Talking of hardships there are HV steel cruisers. B The counterfeit dollar is hard to 'i push, but it is easily lead. B j There are men who are like hotel Bj fl towels. Let 'cm absorb a little mols- Bl ture and thoy are useless. B A man never gots too religious to B hint at what a devil he was when a B 1 hoy- B A bridegroom is like a microbe on B K an elephant; about the most insig- BH n niflcant thing there is. If you don't think anybody cares for you, just stand up in a theatre for a while; you'll be surprised how 'many people are interested in your uprise and downfall. The man who is always in his cups is sooner or later destined to land in the jug. Man proposes but Neptune indisposes. indis-poses. Half a loaf is better than no vacation. vaca-tion. Is the man who gets drunk on wine to be classed as grape shot? In baseball as in cookery the best batter takes the cake. The greatest circulation in the United States is that of blood. Many a man makes a good reputation reputa-tion on Avhat is not found out about him. A swallow tail coat may be just the thing for a society wedding, but for an elopement there is nothing like a cutaway. The Observer. |