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Show I SHOULD WORRY In Chicago the Illinois vice commission raids a H hotel und the guests tell in public what they went fB there for. O, well, in Chicago. Kj Colonol M. M. Kalghn will now sing that "touch- ing" ballad, ontltlod: Tako mo back to Gettysburg, Whore the darkles am n-singin'; r H Take me back to Gettysburg H Whero tho banjos am a-rlngln'; H How 1 love tho fee-ulds, of cottln' M And the battles 1 was not in ' ' ' M On that Gettysburg plantation, far nwtty! H Some day 'a public official will be elected on .l H non-reform platform, and 'it will be a great relief. H About the only things tho city system if Inspoq- H tlon accomplishes is a wrangle anyway. Tho in- jH - wpuition never has really inspected. jH What ike' Russell thinks of Tarson Slmpkln is H outdistanced by only one thing: What the Par- sun thinks of iko. H Eggs are three cents a dozen In China. Bet H they aro ducks. HI Th direct election of United States .senators H means that Congress will be composed of a ainail M houso of representatives and a largo one. H Tho California chaplain of the legislature who jH prayed that newspaper men bo chastened for the.r H printed remarks about statesmen Is probably seek- jH Ing reappointment. H Sing me a song of the fragrant banana jH Wrapped in its own bright yellow bandana. , H Which of the fruits Is the imprest of peers for it ' H Who wouldn't trade many collarless beers for It,? H Banana my manna! H Caressed by tho sur. in the troplcul nursery, H Blessed by the dew in a way more than i-ursory,; IH Banan, oh, fruit of a golden divinity! H Banan, the beaut and the mango's ufflnttj ' H Banana my manna! jH The trouble with the nineteen-year-old suicido H who was tired of life seems to be that he hadn t H seen enough of it. H |