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Show THE DARKY A'JD THE MULE An old negro vnt into a drug store In Hlchmond and said: "Boss, will you plousc, suh, call do Colonel on do lolo-phono?" lolo-phono?" "Yes," and ho called tho Colonel. Tho old darky said: "Colonol, dat ar inula done stall right In do main street right out here In front or do store. "Yaas, suh; I dono tlod strings around his onrs, but ho didn't budgo. "What's dat? What's dat? Yaas suh, I build a Tiro under him, but it didn't do nothln' but scorch do harnoss. "Yaas, suh; yaas, suh I took do tilings out, but ho wouldn't budge. "Yass, sah; yaas suh. What's rtat? "No, suh; no suit, Colonol, I didn't twist his tall. "Yaas, suh; yaas, suh, another geinmon twls' his tall; but ho look llko a Northern gemman. What's dat, Colonel? Yaas, suh, dey tuk him to de hospital. "No, suh; no, suh; I ain't hoard yet." Collier's. |