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Show Chauncey Olcott tells this good story: night, and ordered champagne with the dinner. ,l "A physician, because a tee-totaler had a Ted nose, suspected the sincerity of the man's professions. pro-fessions. "So he invited him to dlno at a restaurant one "The tee-totaler did not hesitate at all over the champagne. He drank a half dozen glasses, and grew gay and boisterous. "Then the doctor, feeling that he had him, said gruffly: " 'Well, John, how- does all this square with your tee-total pretensions?' The prohibitionist laughed and answered: " 'Though I'm a staunch tee-to'tler, I'm no such a fool as to refuse what the doctor orders.' " |