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Show Pure food may taste queer at first, but stick to I it. .You will soon become accustomed to It. ' A New York husband asks for .divoce because his wife has contracted the poker habit. Before passing upon the merits of his claim it should be learned whether it Is the draw or iron poker habit. A "mysterious scrap of paper" introduced in the Weightmun will case caused the contestant to abandon the suit, declaring she "would rather have her throat cut than have its contents made public." It may bo a page from the register of her family bible showing the date of her birth. Are you disengaged just at present? Dr. Wiley wishes to experiment on the effect of alcoholic drink upon the human system, and asks for volunteers vol-unteers who are willing to lay their stomachs on the altar of science. Mao Wood says Senator Piatt will hear from her frequently during the coming session of congress. con-gress. If Mae would have her first name fixed and wander away back to an obscure seat in the rear and squat, she might regain a little of the respect the public once held for her. Scribner Stevens, a Washington scientist, ordered or-dered the destruction of the world last week, but as the gods did not have a big enough earthquake on hand to do the job the order was filed away for future attention. "A bull has forty rods to travel to reach a tramp, and the tramp has thirty-two rods to travel to reach a fence. If the bull travels one-fourth faster than the tramp, how close will the latter come to getting the grand hoist?" Send answers to Bull Editor, this journal. "A new invention is converting breakfast food into rubber," says an exchange. Perhaps a case of getting the cart before the horse. It may bo that rubber is being converted into breakfast food. |